"Comfortably numb is a flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. the refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well."
WOW. You can deep throat & freshen your breath at the SAME time.! Amazing. And it comes in three flavors - Chocolate Mint, Spearmint, & Cinnamon. You can find these products on Amazon for the low low price of $7.28-7.58!!! What a steal. [If you purchase it from the website you'll spend about $13 + S&H... ]
The next product is to help you swallow. I mean, "spitters are quitters" & some ejaculate just doesn't taste well [stop eating so much red meat guys!]. Courtesy of YourMasque.com I bring you--- Masque Sexual Flavors: "Masque® is the first product proven to conceal the taste of semen. These orally-dissolvable, flavored gel strips will take the intimacy between you and your partner to the next level."
They come in a pack of 3 for only $12 & you have three different flavors to choose from: Chocolate, Strawberry & Watermelon. You use this like a Listerine oral care strip that are used to freshen your breath; just place on tongue before performing oral sex & voila! Nasty semen taste is gone.
I haven't tried these products yet but I will be back with a full review as soon as find a penis... *sigh* Oh, the joys of being single.
Happy Sucking!
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