Pwahtwakrarr

If I were a month, I’d be September.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 3:33am.

If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be an Octopus.

If I were a direction, I’d be Dirty South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Ottoman.

If I were a liquid, I’d be a tall glass of water.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be Sapphire.

If I were a tree, I’d be a Pomegranate Tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a Power Drill.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Bluebonnet.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a rainstorm on a hot summer's day.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Guitar with no string's attached.

If I were a color, I’d be Purple.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Hysteria.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Plum.

If I were a sound, I’d be Pwahtwakrarr.

If I were an element, I’d be Au- Gold.

If I were a car, I’d be Volkswagen Beetle.

If I were a food, I’d be Homemade french fries.

If I were a place, I’d be a cave in the middle of the sea beneath the Bermuda triangle.

If I were a material, I’d be 95% cotton, 5% spandex.

If I were a taste, I’d be Sweet, like honey.

If I were a scent, I’d be Heat by Beyonce.

If I were an object, I’d be a purple monkey blanket.

If I were a body part, I’d be AT&T (Ass thighs & tits).

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smirk.

If I were a song, I’d be Purple Rain - Prince.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a black pumps with a 6 inch stiletto heel.