Dear Whitney Kimball

Dear Whitney Kimball, 

Fuck you. Yes.. FUCK YOU and fuck every other white woman who decides to write a think piece every single time Beyoncé posts a pic on Instagram. As soon as she dropped her pregnancy announcement, you were upset because it was "over the top" and "she isn't the first person to get pregnant". When she dropped the first pics of her twin blessings you once again scolded Beyoncé for making having twins look too glamorous and perfect. 

Now, this bored white woman named Whitney has decided to say that Beyoncé ruined roller skating. Why you ask? Well, Beyoncé uploaded a video to Instagram yesterday with the song Caroline by Aminé playing on a loop. More specifically the lines "she's a bad thing, fine as hell, thick as fuck..." since she's sporting a thicker body since delivering the twins in June. She's a bad thing, not roller skating Whitney! You're so dumb, Whitney! I swear, you white women are all so jealous of everything Beyoncé does. Any mediocre Sarah can post a million pics and videos of her twins Tanner and Paisley and you wouldn't bat an eye. You'd praise her for being some rare super mom for merely breathing. Now let Beyoncé post anything that you deem as perfect and she's immediately put on the chopping block. 

No one is going to explain anything to you, stupid Whitney, because you white women are obsessed with Black women simply existing. You don't understand the video because it wasn't for you to understand. It wasn't even hard for anyone with a slice of knowledge on music and pop culture to understand but you Whitney's are impossible to reach 🤦🏾‍♀️

Fuck you. Fuck every white Woman who decides to write a think piece about any mother just doing what 99% of mothers do on social media-- post pics of themselves and their kids. Can she breathe? Goddamn! 

Whitney Kimball, please kiss Beyoncé's perfectly round ass skating backwards. Suck on her perfectly orchestrated videos with pics of her hands and Black Magic tee. Get a big whiff of how she's embracing her seemingly normal SnapBack body post body (because she still has a stomach and wayyy more cake-- but you know since she was always in shape her body looks flawless even when it's flawed because she's Beyoncé and you're just a hater bitch)

Fuck you Whitney Kimball and stop being such a hater bitch. And fuck Jezebel for publishing that trash ass article. Please, let's give anyone a fuckin byline. 

Love, 

A Loving Beyhive Member who is fed up with White Women hating Beyoncé for being the bad bitch that she is. 

Facebook Doesn't Care About Black Women

The community standards set forth by Facebook are supposed to protect everyone... unless you're a Black woman. Recently read an article about a Black woman who was receiving death threats on Facebook and Twitter after saying she felt uncomfortable in a Cracker Barrel surrounded by white folks. Did Facebook do anything about the abuse she was receiving? Nah, but they did suspend her account for three days after she posted screenshots of how Facebooks community standards do NOTHING to protect black women from a mob of angry white people. 

I, too, have had my fair share of run ins with the horribleness of white men and Facebooks lack of concern for MY safety. I recently posted an article about how there was a law in NC about women not being able to back out of sex once it was underway. I captioned the post "Me. Are Trash" 

A few minutes later, that same post was taken down because it didn't go along with the community standards of Facebook-- you can't say MEN ARE TRASH but there's laws out here that protect men from making trash ass decisions that affect women.

 

So I immediately make a post about how silly Facebook is for making me take down the post when Men truly are trash and should be held accountable for their actions. And GUESS WHAT?!?!!

Yes. Weeks later Facebook once again removed something I posted. But that's not the kicker- I was banned from posting anything for 24hrs 🙄 

Yes bitch. Facebook doesn't care about what I have to say in regards to men. I've seen countless racist memes, videos of black bodies being killed by the hands of cops, porn and gross depictions of a man ejaculating on black womens faces, been called a nigger simply for having an opinion about this trash ass Trump administration-- but I report that content to no avail. They stay there for everyone to gawk at. So you know what?? FUCK FACEBOOK. Anything to protect men. This whole country was designed for women, especially minority women, to fail. So I'm no longer giving trash ass Facebook my beautiful commentary. It's now just to house memories from high school and college days. Fuck Facebook. FUCK IT ALL. 

I Deactivated My Facebook

I finally deactivated my facebook. I just felt like I had to censor myself TOO much. I have young girls as well as older folks on there who read into EVERYTHING I say. Can't be me without someone commenting on it. Tired of my daddy telling me that i'm stealing cars and driving off to see niggas in other cities because I post a status saying: "Got the car tonight yet nowhere to go... Hmmmm need to paint the city purple". Also, I'm thinking about weening away from my twitter as well. I mean, when you have some tranny scrolling down your timeline reading shit you wrote a month prior talking bout "you was tawkin bout meh". Bitch, if you don't sit ALL THE fuck down. *eye roll* I'm just tired of social networking. I miss blogging. I miss the intimacy of the blog. Saying what I want. Not having to see others opinions unless it's in a comment. Being free to move about the cabin of the internet. I miss the literary aspect of it. I miss it all... *sigh* I miss writing man.

but anywho, I also accidentally uploaded a pic of my ass to facebook. smh. I was looking for this other pic and forgot where I was and double clicked on the cake shot. Pathetic! This is up there with when I accidentally texted a family member about swallowing (,-_-) Bejeezus I need guidance. Lawd help the chirren & help ME!

Also, i just spent all of my free time keeping up with this guy.... smh. Watching his every move. I need to quit stalking niggas. Therefor, the facebook HAD to go. Maybe I'll bring it back... maybe.

Maury Classics-- Da Crew Edition

When I was in high school, me & my friends had the MOST fun acting crazy making videos... EVERYTHING is straight improvisational. We meshed so well together & came up with #CLASSIC footage just like that. I hope you enjoyed our rendition of the infamous Paternity Test episodes of Maury :)

Random Fuckery

The Official Death of Osama bin Laden Celebration Party

Facebook Middle Names

I knew facebook had turned into myspace when all the hood boogers from around the way joined and began to use nicknames instead of middle names. This soon became the spot to showcase the latest in hood vernacular and hip jargon. Or to showcase your favorite song lyrics.. Brittany "CallMeForDatGood" Washington, Shauntal "PussieWillHugADick" Johnson, Darrel "IonWantNoGal" Anderson, etc.... Just look on your timeline. The fuckery is all there in the pudding. Now here's a video from WSHH

50,000 Views Later..

OMG! We've finally surpassed 50,000 views!!! And we are approaching our 1000th post! *white girl yippie*
IDK what i'm going to do for my 1000th post. Maybe a giveaway? Autographed t-shirt? Picture of me? Ummm what would you guys want?? Random item of mine? Hmmmm. Possibilities are endless. I'm so proud of Vividly Bland and everyone who reads us. I'm really gonna give away something to you guys.. just send in ideas to vividlybland@gmail.com or whatnot.

#EVL

ooooo ooooo oooooooh! My jam!

Antoine Dodson, we Salute you.

Bishop Eddie Long, You know you wrong..

yall aint right... 

Why Bishop? 

Miss Not So Pretty Pussy

yall still aint right... blasphemy!

Bwahahahaha... Hoes still fall for that "I want you to have my baby..." line so that dudes can smash raw?? Yall gon stay #losing. Now Maury?? #winning!

Fuckery on my Timeline...

Coogi sweater AND you countin 1s? smh. Facebook Fuckery.

 Introducing- Shauntal Pussiewillhugadick Johnson. You think I'm playing? Search for her on facebook. She's 28 yet looks 48. Black aint supposed to crack.

 She done put that baby in a cheap purse. I bet the inside smells like black n milds & old pennies.

 Poor lil brown babies. *sigh* Now I want waffles.

 Cover art for 'Ye's new single. Haute.

 Kesh is amazing.

hopefully they'll come out with the standard unit brand for us Americans who don't understand the metric system. *_*

 this is NOT myspace! You do not ask for comments. smh

"That's a good look" *Bey voice* 

This bitch is fuckin hot now. I don't like her but like I do? Something about Nicki. I could be her friend though. And I like the new single. #PinkFriday

Well damn. Better call Maury.

Shit That Made Me Giggle

Told ya I was "Pretty Freakin Awesome".  #GoogleMe

Why yes, I'd love to make babies with Drake. Do I have to hit up @JPrince713 or what?? 

You know there's still #FanFiction stories out their?! Yes.. This one is about the love triangle of Keyshia Cole, Young Jeezy & Ciara-- Gasp!

I blame that Devil's Water.

Pedicures. If you don't get the deluxe then WHAT are you doing?!

"Happy Trails to you.... Until we meet again.."

I thought I was bout it bout it until I read the SECOND meaning =/

I miss those Honesty Box days. Where the fuck is my secret admirer or did everyone get one of these?? *sigh*

Funny Facebook Conversations

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