Dear Whitney Kimball

Dear Whitney Kimball, 

Fuck you. Yes.. FUCK YOU and fuck every other white woman who decides to write a think piece every single time Beyoncé posts a pic on Instagram. As soon as she dropped her pregnancy announcement, you were upset because it was "over the top" and "she isn't the first person to get pregnant". When she dropped the first pics of her twin blessings you once again scolded Beyoncé for making having twins look too glamorous and perfect. 

Now, this bored white woman named Whitney has decided to say that Beyoncé ruined roller skating. Why you ask? Well, Beyoncé uploaded a video to Instagram yesterday with the song Caroline by Aminé playing on a loop. More specifically the lines "she's a bad thing, fine as hell, thick as fuck..." since she's sporting a thicker body since delivering the twins in June. She's a bad thing, not roller skating Whitney! You're so dumb, Whitney! I swear, you white women are all so jealous of everything Beyoncé does. Any mediocre Sarah can post a million pics and videos of her twins Tanner and Paisley and you wouldn't bat an eye. You'd praise her for being some rare super mom for merely breathing. Now let Beyoncé post anything that you deem as perfect and she's immediately put on the chopping block. 

No one is going to explain anything to you, stupid Whitney, because you white women are obsessed with Black women simply existing. You don't understand the video because it wasn't for you to understand. It wasn't even hard for anyone with a slice of knowledge on music and pop culture to understand but you Whitney's are impossible to reach 🤦🏾‍♀️

Fuck you. Fuck every white Woman who decides to write a think piece about any mother just doing what 99% of mothers do on social media-- post pics of themselves and their kids. Can she breathe? Goddamn! 

Whitney Kimball, please kiss Beyoncé's perfectly round ass skating backwards. Suck on her perfectly orchestrated videos with pics of her hands and Black Magic tee. Get a big whiff of how she's embracing her seemingly normal SnapBack body post body (because she still has a stomach and wayyy more cake-- but you know since she was always in shape her body looks flawless even when it's flawed because she's Beyoncé and you're just a hater bitch)

Fuck you Whitney Kimball and stop being such a hater bitch. And fuck Jezebel for publishing that trash ass article. Please, let's give anyone a fuckin byline. 

Love, 

A Loving Beyhive Member who is fed up with White Women hating Beyoncé for being the bad bitch that she is. 

Facebook Doesn't Care About Black Women

The community standards set forth by Facebook are supposed to protect everyone... unless you're a Black woman. Recently read an article about a Black woman who was receiving death threats on Facebook and Twitter after saying she felt uncomfortable in a Cracker Barrel surrounded by white folks. Did Facebook do anything about the abuse she was receiving? Nah, but they did suspend her account for three days after she posted screenshots of how Facebooks community standards do NOTHING to protect black women from a mob of angry white people. 

I, too, have had my fair share of run ins with the horribleness of white men and Facebooks lack of concern for MY safety. I recently posted an article about how there was a law in NC about women not being able to back out of sex once it was underway. I captioned the post "Me. Are Trash" 

A few minutes later, that same post was taken down because it didn't go along with the community standards of Facebook-- you can't say MEN ARE TRASH but there's laws out here that protect men from making trash ass decisions that affect women.

 

So I immediately make a post about how silly Facebook is for making me take down the post when Men truly are trash and should be held accountable for their actions. And GUESS WHAT?!?!!

Yes. Weeks later Facebook once again removed something I posted. But that's not the kicker- I was banned from posting anything for 24hrs 🙄 

Yes bitch. Facebook doesn't care about what I have to say in regards to men. I've seen countless racist memes, videos of black bodies being killed by the hands of cops, porn and gross depictions of a man ejaculating on black womens faces, been called a nigger simply for having an opinion about this trash ass Trump administration-- but I report that content to no avail. They stay there for everyone to gawk at. So you know what?? FUCK FACEBOOK. Anything to protect men. This whole country was designed for women, especially minority women, to fail. So I'm no longer giving trash ass Facebook my beautiful commentary. It's now just to house memories from high school and college days. Fuck Facebook. FUCK IT ALL. 

Shameful Curves

I have been groomed to be ashamed of my body.

For as long as I remember, my body was sexualized by men- young & old. I was taught that I had to cover up because men could not control themselves and I was doing something to entice them.

Then as I grew older I realized that it became more of a race issue. Lets go back to the years 2004-2007. My High School Years. When my rebellious fire became lit from within.

There was a silly dress code that said that all shorts, skirts, culottes - what have you must at least be fingertip length. Simple right? Wrong. This began a series of unfortunate events. I remember wearing skirts ALL the time.. because I loved them. And I was harassed every single time. One day I was forced to stand outside in the hallway while two caucasian teachers debated if my skirt was long enough. I stood tall & proudly extended my arms down the length of my torso until they stopped a centimeter or two above the hem of my skirt. It was fingertip length. There shouldn't be any problems, right? Wrong. "Well look at the back" said one caucasian teacher. "It looks shorter back here." "Yea, I know its fingertip length but it just doesn't look appropriate." "Yea.. you shouldn't be allowed to wear this again." Wait what? You mean because I have a little butt back there and long legs, the rules don't apply to me? So you're really telling me-- a straight A student who never causes any disruptions in class that certain clothes look inappropriate on her EVEN though they were well within dresscode? Hmmmm.... And I'd see white girls wear even shorter skirts and no one barely made a peep. Why? Because they generally didn't have an ass. Oh but excuse me for being black. Shaming my curves before I even had REAL ones.

The same thing happens today. Black women at my job are told AS SOON as we walk in the door for training that it is in our best interest to buy a smock or kill guard to cover our bodies so that we aren't showing the offenders our bodies. White women don't have to. No one tells them that they should wear smocks. Funny that even at 26 I have the same problems with my damn curves. Crazy that I actually wouldn't mind wearing a smock but just because I have an ok shape, I must cover it up because it is attractive to men. Forget the fact that I am a woman and most men who haven't seen a woman in years would be attracted to my ass.. No. You have hips and an ass. Cover it up. Really??? Ok.

2013

It's been FOUR months since my last post and...

That's wayyyy too long! I'm trying my best to blog more frequently.

I'm so lost right now. I am searching for love in all the wrong places. Keep falling into the same traps. Letting certain someone come and go as he pleases. It's just... A lot going on right now. I just want love. That's what we all want. I must be strong. Pray for strength. I know better. I know better! I.Know.Better.

Like, now because of lurking I've found out that my boo is still very much in a relationship with his ex. And he's been driving her car to come see me these last few months.

I'm not mad. Always trust your gut. ALWAYS. You may be called crazy, but your body is a wonderful instrument. Your mind is a powerful tool. If you feel like something isn't right, SOMETHING AINT RIGHT!

And as of now, I can't even blog anymore.

I'm just dumbfounded. Because as I was writing this post, I figured that shit out.

Only At PV

I promise i hollered when I 'seent' this.

Flicks Nshit

Kiera's Baby Shower

So.. what are you doing today??? 

Hungover Confessions: The Morning After

The Picture We Never Took

Dont you hate it when you accidentally press "record" when trying to take a picture? *sigh* And don't you hate it when you're drunk off that Ciroc and decide to do outrageous renditions of No Hands? smh...

Happy Beyonce Appreciation Day!!

Dance Like A Stripper

Me & Tonya.. smh. fuckery.

Zan With That Lean Part 2

I know.. I'm not the one who usually likes shit like this.. but for some odd reason I'm feeling this "vibe". Maybe because I know what Zan is.. & errebody knows what Lean is. Its funny. I enjoy the beat. I just wanna be high & listen to this shit...

Maury Classics-- Da Crew Edition

When I was in high school, me & my friends had the MOST fun acting crazy making videos... EVERYTHING is straight improvisational. We meshed so well together & came up with #CLASSIC footage just like that. I hope you enjoyed our rendition of the infamous Paternity Test episodes of Maury :)

Random Fuckery

The Official Death of Osama bin Laden Celebration Party

I'm Not Anti-Weave...

I'm just against visible tracks. With all the new hood trends such as closure pieces and invisible parts, there is NO way any female should spend that much money on weave if she's gonna let the damn track show! Isn't the purpose of the weave to make it look like its YOUR hair? Nah man. In 2011 its just a fucking accessory. I'm still a fan of sew ins. Can't get with the quick weave culture OR the i'm lazy so i'ma just put a bang across my head & say fuck covering the track -____-

Maybe I'm just old school. Maybe I'm not accustomed to the new wave of weave trends sweeping the nation. Maybe I am not in the "know" anymore... I've had plenty of weaves in my day and NEVER have I ever had a track out. The color always matched my natural hair color. The texture was always the same. *sigh*

Oh well. Lacefronts can either be your best friend or you worst enemy. Until then, me & my fro are doing just fine.

Biggest annoyances of 2010

This will be an ongoing list of things that have annoyed me this year. The last week in December I'll go in more detail but for now I'll list a few:

fat girls in rompers (you have a big ass gut AND you're showing flat ass drops)
dark skin girls in gray contacts
girls in colored contacts from the beauty supply store
lacefronts with samurai hairlines or visible glue
nappy weave or hair made from synthetic fibers...

...to be continued.

TPAIN-- YOU SUCK!

OMG! Ima need for Quincy Jones to go in a corner for letting T-Pain completely ruin PYT (Pretty Young Thing) by Michael Jackson. Has to be the worst remake ever. I mean, not everyone can redo MJ.. Mariah did. Envogue did. T-Pain? No sir. I was certain Jay-Z killed your voice box machine.. Why is you screeching all over my Michael's song? Why man? I cant even get to Robin Thicke's weak vocals or the random girl at the end screaming... Teddy Pend Her Ass Down-- Sit Yo Ass DOWN!

Michael Jackson, on behalf of the rest of the world who had to hear this mess, I apologize. Take a listen now. If you can get through the first minute, you're a bad mama jamma

Banned Pop Rocks Commercial

No Sir..

They Selling Pussy

... but I don't know who'd pay for it. Hell, I don't even know who'd smash if it were free.