Dear Whitney Kimball

Dear Whitney Kimball, 

Fuck you. Yes.. FUCK YOU and fuck every other white woman who decides to write a think piece every single time Beyoncé posts a pic on Instagram. As soon as she dropped her pregnancy announcement, you were upset because it was "over the top" and "she isn't the first person to get pregnant". When she dropped the first pics of her twin blessings you once again scolded Beyoncé for making having twins look too glamorous and perfect. 

Now, this bored white woman named Whitney has decided to say that Beyoncé ruined roller skating. Why you ask? Well, Beyoncé uploaded a video to Instagram yesterday with the song Caroline by Aminé playing on a loop. More specifically the lines "she's a bad thing, fine as hell, thick as fuck..." since she's sporting a thicker body since delivering the twins in June. She's a bad thing, not roller skating Whitney! You're so dumb, Whitney! I swear, you white women are all so jealous of everything Beyoncé does. Any mediocre Sarah can post a million pics and videos of her twins Tanner and Paisley and you wouldn't bat an eye. You'd praise her for being some rare super mom for merely breathing. Now let Beyoncé post anything that you deem as perfect and she's immediately put on the chopping block. 

No one is going to explain anything to you, stupid Whitney, because you white women are obsessed with Black women simply existing. You don't understand the video because it wasn't for you to understand. It wasn't even hard for anyone with a slice of knowledge on music and pop culture to understand but you Whitney's are impossible to reach 🤦🏾‍♀️

Fuck you. Fuck every white Woman who decides to write a think piece about any mother just doing what 99% of mothers do on social media-- post pics of themselves and their kids. Can she breathe? Goddamn! 

Whitney Kimball, please kiss Beyoncé's perfectly round ass skating backwards. Suck on her perfectly orchestrated videos with pics of her hands and Black Magic tee. Get a big whiff of how she's embracing her seemingly normal SnapBack body post body (because she still has a stomach and wayyy more cake-- but you know since she was always in shape her body looks flawless even when it's flawed because she's Beyoncé and you're just a hater bitch)

Fuck you Whitney Kimball and stop being such a hater bitch. And fuck Jezebel for publishing that trash ass article. Please, let's give anyone a fuckin byline. 

Love, 

A Loving Beyhive Member who is fed up with White Women hating Beyoncé for being the bad bitch that she is. 

Only At PV

I promise i hollered when I 'seent' this.

Flicks Nshit

Kiera's Baby Shower

So.. what are you doing today??? 

Beyonce is Due NEXT MONTH!!!

according to this video Beyonce says she's 6months pregnant on September 23rd.......

Which means her baby is due in December?! AHHHHHH!! It makes perfect sense now. She never said she was due in February--- that Australian talk show host did! And... I bet she has it on Dec. 4th (Jay's Bday). I knew she was wayyyy too big to be due in February. Lawd.. and That's why she's still able to shoot that movie in March. SMH. OMG! I love my BEY :)

Mediocrity had to have killed the cat..

Mediocrity had to have killed the cat.. Curiosity only made the cat smarter.. wiser. Without curiosity, we would still be living in caves.. and we wouldn't be so pretty. *sigh* 


I hate not being the absolute best.. and if you aren't going to be the best at something, WHY even do it? Grr. Strive for perfection *cheer voice* 


Mediocrity KILLED the cat.

Tweeted Thoughts

And I don't know much about fighting.. but I, I know I would fight for YOU.

Baby we aint got nothing but love.. And darling you've got enough for the both of us..

When my days look low, pull me in close & dont let me go.. Make love to me.

So when the world's at war let our love heal us all.. Help me let down my guard! Make love to me.. me, me, me, me.....!

You're still running through my mind when I know that you shouldn't be..

cuz i had a lot of crooks tryna steal my heart.. never really had luck, couldn't ever figure out how to love

I always want you when i'm coming down....

. I've moved on. but just because i've moved on doesn't mean the pain has.

I'll hear a song & then I'll be like "Damn.. thats what i was TRYING to say in this song".. then i write again.

Baby I could never steal you from another.. It's such a shame our friendship had to end

I’m a recovering undercover over-lover recovering from a love I can’t get over…

When you inhale, I exhale.

has anyone ever figured out if all white girls swallowed??

I want more than you are willing to give me.

I need more than you are able to give me.

I'm officially a girl now.. I like to cuddle..

Yes, I like to lay on your chest because hearing you heartbeat helps me sleep. smh

This is how I know cold, heartless Bee has been killed. I miss those days.

remembering when we kept it all basic.. i want to go back so bad I can taste it.

Happy Beyonce Appreciation Day!!

Maury Classics-- Da Crew Edition

When I was in high school, me & my friends had the MOST fun acting crazy making videos... EVERYTHING is straight improvisational. We meshed so well together & came up with #CLASSIC footage just like that. I hope you enjoyed our rendition of the infamous Paternity Test episodes of Maury :)

Random Fuckery

The Official Death of Osama bin Laden Celebration Party

Oh Raz B

 Raz B - "No I'm about not Gay. Please Buy My album of Itunes Now."

I guess he meant: "No, I'm not gay. Please buy my album off itunes now."

Yall know the rest of the story. Twitter is a mother fukka I tell ya!

50,000 Views Later..

OMG! We've finally surpassed 50,000 views!!! And we are approaching our 1000th post! *white girl yippie*
IDK what i'm going to do for my 1000th post. Maybe a giveaway? Autographed t-shirt? Picture of me? Ummm what would you guys want?? Random item of mine? Hmmmm. Possibilities are endless. I'm so proud of Vividly Bland and everyone who reads us. I'm really gonna give away something to you guys.. just send in ideas to vividlybland@gmail.com or whatnot.

Less Talk, More Head

This is how I felt last night. Unfortunately I got ALL talk & no head. Ugh. He tried to kiss me too. For some normal reason I couldn't kiss him. Head turned. This always happens. I really wanted peen too. *sigh* but I guess I can settle for October? Yes. 

When Did Chingy release a new album??

Wait. Wait. Chingy sold 683 albums?? wait. seriously? six hundred and eighty-three?

Furthermore, what 683 people actually thought to themselves "Aye, that new Chingy album came out.. lemme go buy it"

Chingy's latest album title? Success & Failure. Oh the irony..

Wait a goddamn minute! So Chingy's latest single from his album features Lil Flip?? You've got to be kidding me.

Those were a collection of tweets from yours truly once I figured out how many albums Chingy sold. Like WHO KNEW he actually released an album on September 7th of this year.. lol. AND he has a song with Lil Flip on the album. Oh lawd. Lil Flipper? I can NOT make this up. I mean, our blog gets more than 683 views   in a week. I mean we get that many in 2-3days.

Kat Stacks Vagina

smh. The smut wants attention, give the hoe some attention.

#EVL

ooooo ooooo oooooooh! My jam!

Antoine Dodson, we Salute you.

Bishop Eddie Long, You know you wrong..

yall aint right... 

Why Bishop? 

Miss Not So Pretty Pussy

yall still aint right... blasphemy!

Bwahahahaha... Hoes still fall for that "I want you to have my baby..." line so that dudes can smash raw?? Yall gon stay #losing. Now Maury?? #winning!

Fuckery on my Timeline...

Coogi sweater AND you countin 1s? smh. Facebook Fuckery.

 Introducing- Shauntal Pussiewillhugadick Johnson. You think I'm playing? Search for her on facebook. She's 28 yet looks 48. Black aint supposed to crack.

 She done put that baby in a cheap purse. I bet the inside smells like black n milds & old pennies.

 Poor lil brown babies. *sigh* Now I want waffles.

 Cover art for 'Ye's new single. Haute.

 Kesh is amazing.

hopefully they'll come out with the standard unit brand for us Americans who don't understand the metric system. *_*

 this is NOT myspace! You do not ask for comments. smh

"That's a good look" *Bey voice* 

This bitch is fuckin hot now. I don't like her but like I do? Something about Nicki. I could be her friend though. And I like the new single. #PinkFriday

Well damn. Better call Maury.

Clothing Line Cemetery

Fetish by EVE

I'm pretty sure EVE was the only person to ever wear Fetish. Track suits were in & out SO damn fast though. But not as fast as her TV Show EVE. Ahh.. What about rapping Eve?? 

Vokal by Nelly (why the fuck did Apple Bottoms survive though?)

I think Vokal had an accent mark over the A, which was great because Nelly was wearing that bandaid on his cheek then. Surprisingly I do remember this one guy who Always wore the red & white Vokal shirt with his red & white Jordans. But I mean, where is Vokal now?? 

Ugh. I forgot about Apple Bottoms for a minute. It was actually quite successful though I only saw white girls with wide flat asses wear em. I tried on a paid and it made my butt look long and wide. Like a Mexican booty. (no disrespect to my Mexicanas out there. I'm just saying.. ) You know those jeans without back pockets?? Yea thats how my butt looked. I couldn't believe that song came out & said something bout "apple bottoms jeans & boots with the fur..." both of which should be discontinued. 

Todd Smith- LL cool J

LMAO now no one EVER wore this shit. I mean, it ended up being sent to Sears. Like who shops at Sears for clothing?! For one he gave it a name to make it sound really fancy, like Sean John-esque. Marc Jacobs. Todd Smith. Ladies may love you but NO ONE loved your t-shirts with random scribbles and paint splatters. *sigh* with yo fine ass.

G.Unit clothing - 50cent

LMAO.. I used to laugh so hard when I'd see dudes wearing those awful tanks. It just screams Jail House to me. Incarceration Clothing. Sorry fiddy! You're funny on twitter though ;)

Shago - Bow Wow

I know i wasnt the only one who wanted a shago shirt. smh. Shad Gregory Moss = Shago. 87? His birth year of 1987. Classic. Every kid rapper thinks that other kids would wanna dress like him. Too bad most of his fans were tween girls like me who didnt wanna dress like a boy.

No Limit Clothing/P.Miller Shorties - Romeo& Master P

Ummm... No comment. I mean, it really represents the hood fashions dudes used to rock. The horrible loud pattern shirts. Or the classic Urban shirt. Plain T with the label across your chest. Nothing out of the ordinary..  Romeo is fine now though. Have you seen him?! Giiiiiirl....

Honorable mentions in the hood...
Melissa's & the FAKE melissa's with the random flower aka "Florissas"

Yums?? Who else has worn that besides Soulja Boy & random one hit wonders?? (aka all the dance song -- especially the Dallas one timers)

I'm surprised that Dereon is still going strong. Shit sucks. Same as Baby Phat. I feel like they are one in the same.

Phat Farm/Sean John/Rocawear-- they kinda get a pass because they still make money. *sigh* Only a matter of time. Though I remember hella folks rockin Phat Farm shoes nshit & Sean John!!! Not so much Rocawear.

And why is it that all urban clothing has their logo written across your chest with cursive writing? Like the cursive lettering makes it more fancy schmancy. smh.

Why would you wanna wear any of that shit though? You're a walking billboard for whatever brand you're wearing for FREE! Free advertisement. I'll be damned if I have Coogi plastered across my ass.

That's how they make their money from our community. Black folks are notorious for stunting when we aint got shit. As long as we have a damn label on we can be like "Check my feet, you aint got deez!" Or as 'Ye says.. "& i spent $400 bucks on this just to be like 'nigga you aint up on this!"

When will we learn?! Don't be a label whore..

A.P. - Daydream

Listen & follow him @ThisIsAP

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