Dear Whitney Kimball

Dear Whitney Kimball, 

Fuck you. Yes.. FUCK YOU and fuck every other white woman who decides to write a think piece every single time Beyoncé posts a pic on Instagram. As soon as she dropped her pregnancy announcement, you were upset because it was "over the top" and "she isn't the first person to get pregnant". When she dropped the first pics of her twin blessings you once again scolded Beyoncé for making having twins look too glamorous and perfect. 

Now, this bored white woman named Whitney has decided to say that Beyoncé ruined roller skating. Why you ask? Well, Beyoncé uploaded a video to Instagram yesterday with the song Caroline by Aminé playing on a loop. More specifically the lines "she's a bad thing, fine as hell, thick as fuck..." since she's sporting a thicker body since delivering the twins in June. She's a bad thing, not roller skating Whitney! You're so dumb, Whitney! I swear, you white women are all so jealous of everything Beyoncé does. Any mediocre Sarah can post a million pics and videos of her twins Tanner and Paisley and you wouldn't bat an eye. You'd praise her for being some rare super mom for merely breathing. Now let Beyoncé post anything that you deem as perfect and she's immediately put on the chopping block. 

No one is going to explain anything to you, stupid Whitney, because you white women are obsessed with Black women simply existing. You don't understand the video because it wasn't for you to understand. It wasn't even hard for anyone with a slice of knowledge on music and pop culture to understand but you Whitney's are impossible to reach 🤦🏾‍♀️

Fuck you. Fuck every white Woman who decides to write a think piece about any mother just doing what 99% of mothers do on social media-- post pics of themselves and their kids. Can she breathe? Goddamn! 

Whitney Kimball, please kiss Beyoncé's perfectly round ass skating backwards. Suck on her perfectly orchestrated videos with pics of her hands and Black Magic tee. Get a big whiff of how she's embracing her seemingly normal SnapBack body post body (because she still has a stomach and wayyy more cake-- but you know since she was always in shape her body looks flawless even when it's flawed because she's Beyoncé and you're just a hater bitch)

Fuck you Whitney Kimball and stop being such a hater bitch. And fuck Jezebel for publishing that trash ass article. Please, let's give anyone a fuckin byline. 

Love, 

A Loving Beyhive Member who is fed up with White Women hating Beyoncé for being the bad bitch that she is. 

Sir Carter and Rumi

Queen Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter shared the first picture of her now one month old twins, Sir Carter and Rumi.

I'm DYING! Beyoncé petty ass waited until midnight to drop this iconic pic on Instagram! Remember she debuted Blue Ivy on tumblr at around the same age. I'm excited.
Beyoncé is the queen of unexpected drops.
She always breaks the internet.

When she announced her pregnancy in February 🖤

 And me because I'm extra AF 😭😭😭 I love Beyoncé! The Beyhive is still on maternity leave though... BUT WE COMING! 

OTR J+B

On The Run Tour in NOLA

On July 20, 2014 I traveled alone by MegaBus to New Orleans, Louisiana to see my soul sister, idol, the greatest entertainer Alive-- Beyoncé at the Mercedes-Benz SuperDome.
Since the I Am.. tour, I was never able to get tickets because of them either being sold out or I just couldn't afford them.  When I found out that ALL floor seats were sold out in Houston, I almost broke down. Then I realized that I could go see my idol ANYWHERE. A few people were supposed to go with me but of course everyone backed out. I was told that I was crazy to go to a concert in another state by myself! I heard about how dangerous New Orleans was (as if I've never been) but I didn't care. I went anyway. Spent entirely too much money just to have a hotel within walking distance from both the Super Dome & Bourbon-- And I saw my sister Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter on stage with her husband Jay Z from my floor seats and I got my LIFE. Easily the greatest moment of 2014. I know everyone else got married or had kids but I saw Queen Bey.

when the rain ruined my fro i decided that Bey would get the ol' Bun

It was a big party in my section

Bey got BODy

I think I started crying during this part.. but it was a Bey cry. tears rolled but I kept my composure lol

The Carters.

One final look at the venue...

Now to Bourbon!

Palm Readings... what sparked my interest in Tarot

Hand Grenades 

I fell in love with Haunted that night.

FLOOR SEATS. I was sooooo freaking close. 

Yes. She did Partition. On the damn chaise! 

I still have my wristband. You know you're official when you get the wristband :)

Platinum Edition.

Bey is releasing the Platinum edition of her self-titled 5th studio album BEYONCE this month on November 24, 2014. And I am very excited. I need new music. I'm glad she is getting back to releasing a DVD for Thanksgiving. I need to see the MCSWT on TV though. It's only right.

Baddie Bey

While I was on hiatus, soooo much shit happened. BEYONCE took over 2013 and it's still Black History Month. From singing the National Anthem at the 44th President's Inauguration, to slaying the Super Bowl Half-Time show AND snatching the wigs & edges off of EVERY naysayer with the superb HBO documentary Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream--- Yes. It is #BeySeason, and you will deal. Late last year Bey even joined Instagram as BaddieBey and aint a truer name in the world for my girl. 

This woman is perfection! How can you NOT like her? Why don't you love her? Tell me baby, why don't you love her?! When she makes herself SO DAMN EASY TO LOVE?!?!

From Blue Ivy to Jay to Miss Tina to Solo & Julez & even Julius... the #BeyHive lives. 

She even announced her latest tour "The Mrs. Carter World Tour" & unfortunately I was unable to get tickets. But I am confident that I will be able to get tickets eventually. When there's a will, there's a WAY! 

"Thank God for my Computer. Sometimes when there’s no one to talk to, I talk out loud. So I can get all of my thoughts out and try to figure out the issues that I’m having and I’m tryna’ find the answers. The best thing is looking back, and realizing how incredible life is. If you don’t take the time to think about and analyze your life. You’ll never realize all of the dots that are connected."

Bey said this in her documentary. And I FELT it. I do this all the time. Sooo many videos on my laptop of me just.. TALKING! Ahhh... I must make another video. I must post them. I must get back to writing. 

Everything happens for a reason. Just when I was thinking about giving up, I saw that I indeed had the power to push forward. God is SO real! And with him, I shall be enrolled in school in about 6months. That's when I qualify for financial aid again. *twerks* ALSO, a new job is in my horizon. Also, a MOVE is in my future. Must get away. I am far too amazing to be living so dormant. 

Beyonce is Due NEXT MONTH!!!

according to this video Beyonce says she's 6months pregnant on September 23rd.......

Which means her baby is due in December?! AHHHHHH!! It makes perfect sense now. She never said she was due in February--- that Australian talk show host did! And... I bet she has it on Dec. 4th (Jay's Bday). I knew she was wayyyy too big to be due in February. Lawd.. and That's why she's still able to shoot that movie in March. SMH. OMG! I love my BEY :)

Beyonce + 4

Bitch, you better WERK. It's officially #BeyonceSeason

(yes, I through this in... All hail the QUEEN!)