Cheap Vodka & No Panties..

Last night I got chocolate wasted. Woke up and threw up three times. I also noticed that my hair was no longer straight. After my second trip to the bathroom I realized that I was completely naked =/ Only thing I had on was my strapless bra.

Well I soon found out that I fell into the shower.. Or jumped in there or something. Idk. I just know that I tried to "sober myself up". I'm the smartest drunk person I know. I was curled up in a ball in the shower with the water running and they kept asking me if i was okay and i'd look up, smile and say "I'm Fine!"

No more cheap liquor for me. I don't have drunken pics and I did not scar my face up :)

But I had a blast last night with Leslie, Chasitti & Brooke. No woohoo. I danced my buns off. Free drinks. Good shit.

So So Sad..

Even the folks at yahoo know that i'm single.. My spam mail is always something about finding love or how I'm not alone. Yes, I know that there are other singles out there but must you bombard my inbox with match.com/eharmony.com & shit like that daily?? smh

and facebook is trying to make me appear on TCAP.. smh. Mr. Bieber is only 16 =/. NO baby with a baby!! sheesh.

Dating?!

I am the reason why I am single. I am the sole reason. Just me and no one else.
I was ‘supposedly’ talking to this guy but I kinda figured that after I turned down his offers for sex and I told him “No, I don’t want to spend the night with you- but I’ll spend the day” & he declined, it was kind of OVER.
I do this on purpose. I know that you don’t really want to be with me and that the only reason you put up with my shenanigans is that you think you’re gonna get some pussy. NO. I let you eat it, and you did a decent job but you had to masturbate to get yourself off afterwards because I am NOT the one.
Please, try another because this chick right here?! She’s been there and DONE that. Haven’t heard from your bitch ass in a week. Suck my dick bitch, and move around.

Really though?

If you text me saying to let you know if you're wasting your time trying to fuck me, & I say yes-- Why would you even bother hitting me up the following day? smh. I told him I wasn't gonna fuck him. Ever. I don't mind if you come at me sideways because I know how to handle myself in those situations. Shut them down quickly-- don't entertain the bull shit. If you ask me to come over and hang with you at NIGHT in your room/apartment/house/dorm.. I know that you are trying to fuck me. There is NO need to get there & you getting upset because you expected something to happen that didn't. I'm trying to help YOU guys out. smh

Relationship My Ass

Some women give men to much power. Yall are fucking it up for the rest of us single women out here. I have a couple of friends who are involved with guys who are NOT ready to make a commitment yet. I myself have heard those words from grown ass men who claim that they are just “not ready to be in a relationship right now.” Major *eye roll* from the Philippines!

How can you NOT be ready for a relationship with someone you’ve been hanging out with & smashing for the last few months? The real answer is YOU DON’T WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH THEM! & for good reason. You’re getting everything you want or need from that person without having to admit that you’re taken.

You are free to smash any female you want because of a wack ass technicality. You’re single. Blah.
How many times have I been somewhere with a friend who says she can’t wear a certain outfit because “he’s gonna get mad” or HE doesn’t want her to talk to any other guys. This same motherfucker who just told you he wasn’t ready for a damn relationship is acting like he is your father/man right now by dictating what you can or cannot wear & who you can or cannot associate yourself with. It’s like he’s staking a claim on the land that is your BODY so that no other person can snatch up your gold mines first. Hmph! How selfish!
Don’t go through my call logs & inbox to see who I’m communicating with if WE can’t open up the lines of communication and become more than just a ‘friend with benefits’.

See you got it all fucked up. The benefits part means that we are friends, we hang out & fuck around but we don’t have to do all that checkin in ish. We don’t have to just be with you. We can fuck whoever. Talk to whoever. Hang out with WHOEVER. All the perks of a relationship without the drama. But if you are just going to be my bed bud, you must follow the RULES. If you find yourself getting jealous or wanting to break those ‘rules’, I advise you to reevaluate the situation. Maybe you should make it official. Put a title on it. Change that good ol’ facebook status to in a relationship with Bee Sayuri Michelle & we can make this thang OFFICIAL. Until then. I guess you can just be ‘complicated’ lmao.

But seriously, my fellow women, & MEN, who are out here technically SINGLE, please do the right thing. Don’t question them, & don’t let them question you. You’re single so act like it. :)

**Actually, I don’t care if you ARE my man.. I don’t think that I’d actually stop wearing mini dresses or short shorts because you say so.. Maybe that’s why I’m single**

Pussy Vs Dicks

How many women have actually LOOKED at their vaginas? Do you know how you look "down there"? Do you know yourself enough to reach a climax ALONE? Do you know the depth of your vagina?

Many of you will answer NO to at least one of those questions.

Why can't we as a women be comfortable enough to know our own bodies? Why is it such a taboo subject that most women don't even like to say the word vagina let alone talk about it?

I can respect women like Eve Ensler (creator of the Vagina Monologues). If you haven't read her books, I think you should. :)

Seriously though, there is nothing wrong with masturbation. Why is that most women won't even admit to watching porn, let alone pleasuring themselves? No lie, I love porn. I love mastie (my code word for masturbation on twitter--- keep up, list of my quips & sayings coming soon...). I know my body and I know what she likes. I know what it takes to please me. I know what arouses me & what does NOTHING for me.

We as women are bred to be private, often calling our girls our private box/privacy/secret chest etc. Everyone knows what a penis looks like, very few can draw a vagina. Why do I discuss this?

There's always been this double standard in society where men are able to express themselves sexually, yet woman can't without being called whores, sluts, skanks, easy... Everything negative. Its okay if a guy has casual sex with a woman but if we have casual sex with a man? Oh no.. we gave it up too easily. We're going to become attached. Whatever.

Women think about sex just about as much as, if not MORE than men. Most just hate to admit it. Its possible to have a sexual connection with someone and not want to be involved with them at all.

Fuck double standards. If I want to have sex with you, I can & I probably will. If I want a relationship with you, I pursue you accordingly.

Men can become attached after sex as well. But fuck men, I'm talking about my women..

any thoughts, comments?? I'd love to hear what you guys think.

Letter Chasers

People annoy me. Now I know what you're thinking.. WHAT?! How can people annoy you? Well its not actually people in general, just some ish that people do. Being in the AUC i see/saw a lot of shit that annoyed me. One in particular, LETTER CHASERS.

Now Letter Chasers aren't just in the AUC, they are basically at all colleges & universities.

What is a "Letter Chaser"? The equivalent of a gold digger but instead of going after guys with money, they go after guys with letters-- guys in fraternities.

Once a guy gets those coveted letters on his chest, his pussy meter goes up drastically. That lame from Freshman year who could barely get a girl to message him back on facebook now has an abundance of women who are willing to drop drawers whenever he snaps his fingers. I'm infatuated with this one guy... We'll call him Alvin since I'm the Chipmunk. He has letters now but luckily he's still the same. :) Love that guy.

Letter Chasers are more annoying to me than Groupies. You are really willing to sleep with this guy because he's NOW in a frat? I'm sorry if you were a lame jackass before you joined, you will most likely still be one afterwards. Just a more arrogant lame jackass because you know that you can have way more girls now. SMH!

Letter Chasers, I frown down upon you. We as women should still have some morals in life. You're beneath a gold digger & a groupie to me. Gold diggers at least aim to get monetary gifts out of their pursuits, & groupies may become close to the celebrity they're banging to get gifts, backstage passes, tickets, money -- whatever that celebrity decides. Maybe even get knocked up & become one of Weezy's babymamas (Hahahaha, you know I had to do it )

But what does a Letter Chaser get? Not a damn thing but a few minutes of pleasure and maybe a fuck buddy for the time being. I don't give a damn about a reputation.. Bad reps are obsolete in my world. I'm just saying.. At least chase after the guy with the job offers & not the dude who has on that jacket. :)

He aint shit.

Being that its Black History Month i really don't want to say Niggas Aint Shit.. Just all bad. Okay, so there was this guy who found me on facebook (surprise surprise) & decided that he needed my number. okay, I gave it to him. We texted back & forth where he proceeded to feed me alll of the bullshit that niggas feed you when they are trying to initially get at you. Okay.. I didn't believe ONE blip of it. So he really wanted to be my man. YOu know he was "looking for a serious, relationship..." blah blah blah. & this is right at the cusp of me accepting the fact that I shall remain single until the end of the world. hmph. Anywho, we hung out once. We were supposed to have a date but somehow ended up back at his place.. mmmmhmmm. Okay so he wanted to take a nap.. then invited me to nap with him. red flag again. This lead to some pretty decent head. & NO sex. bc i saw his peen & it was not remarkable to say the least. (plz forgive the typos, my hands are frozen..) So... FFWD a few days & low & behold he has a GIRLFRIEND on facebook now. & guess what?! They are in LOVE!!!! Awwwwww. How sweet. I mean, were you really trying to form a relationship with me or you just wanted sex? dudes.. if its just lovin that u want be honest. smh. so yeah. that nigga aint shit.

Dear You..

I like him. He has a girlfriend [still!].

He likes me I suppose but Im sure he loves her. You can't compete with that L word.

I mean, I get mad when he does things like he is "my man" until I realize that he is NOT my man and I should back the fuck up.

I cant help it though. I like him. I speak my mind. I really like him.
Im writing this for him of course.. I wish they'd just break up already. I dont know if he'd be with me though... I would have cut a chick like me by now.. lol

I liked him before I reallly liked him. lol.. he read/reads my blogs. How cute. Nobody reads this shit but me. He listens to my crazy ramblings.. Oh well..

Maybe it should have just stayed in the friend lane..

Im sure it should have just stayed in the friend lane.. but we crossed it and now i must deal with the consequences..

Let it be known that I was crushing on him wayyyy before we crossed those lines. Woohoo just complicated things..

but this is for you. I hope you enjoy it. I like you alot.. That wont stop even if you do piss me off from time to time.

Purple Title Wave

Get it?? Title wave.. ok nvm, it sounded way cooler in my head before i wrote it.
Anywho, last weekend was by far one of the most interesting valentine's day i have EVER had. Instead of moping around feeling all remorseful because some LAME guy "lmao" didn't want me to be his valentine or that i was single on the national day for single awareness (thanks 2 my fbook buddies for that one), I went out with my Gal Pal :):) One of our FAVORITE places to go eat?? Of course Hooter's!!! Woot woot!!! The most unromantic place to be out of the site of lover's, or so we thought.. For one, the weather turned cold & me and megan thought we'd look cute in next to nothing. I mean, single ladies have to look sexy right?? Yeah.. try the parking attendant guy hittin on us (could've got free parking hmmm...), a cab driver pulls over to try and "holla" in a mini van, and then we had to trek up the freaking hill in our SM boots.. NOT a good look. Plus it was this big NCA cheer comp thingy going on soo we were surrounded by cheerleaders and parents.. smh. So standing in line waiting for a table i realize that not namy people know about manners.. I purposely stood in front of people so they were forced to murmur excuse me's instead of pushing past me lol. AND i looked like a freaking GIANT. Especially next to Megan.. I was easily 5'11" that night.. 6' even since i'm only 5'6ish really..
So we finally get our table and instantaneously ordered our food.. HOT wings, cheese sticks & cheesey curly fries. FAtties!!! lmao..

So our hooter girl was sooo sweet and adorable. Racine!!! You Go Racine!!! We left NICE tips for her.. usually i only leave a buck regardless of my bill because the service is horrible at most places. She better work for her tips. And she was a cutie soo yeah.. Anywho, across from us was this oober annoying guy who kept looking our way.. seated with 3 older ladies.. one with a BAD wig. then at the bar we notice super cool (not) cat eyeing us.. yuck. Soon he was joined by a MUCH older gentleman.. ugh. Instantaneously my heart fell.. I knew what was gonna happen next.. So i look over to Megan and im like ok don't look.. but why are they staring?? LOL.. 28 & 48 easily.. TOO OLD. So super cool cat comes over and starts rappin to meg like blah blah blah.. dot dot DOT. the ushje.. and we find out he's 27. *ONLY ONE YEAR OFF, SCORE FOR BEE* So then he leaves.. and OH NO. Oldie comes. at this point the WHOLE restaurant is looking at me.. and when i'm embarrassed or nervous i laugh hysterically... NOT a good idea.. So i'm like omg.. how old are you,.. 47!? Yikes!!.. I'm like dude you're old.. my mom is only 41.. lol.. How did i know he was old.. He invited me out to go DANCING?! The oldest line in the book of pick ups!!! Then after being dissed he gave me a fist bump like barack gives michelle. whoa. slow down daddy...

so we leave hooter's.. & head to purdue. guy offers me 10 for a lap dance. im broke.. but no thanks. then we went to the frat guys house.. hahaha.. played flip cup.. i am a beast. AND some other drinking card games. Guys think they're so smart.. trying to inebriate girls to get them in bed.. but not I. Unlike most people when i drink i become COMPLETELY on guard.. and i'm analyzing everything and everybody.. So as he's trying to get closer i'm becoming more and more on top of my game.. MORE and more bitchy.. more BEEzy really. LOL.

When will they learn that Single is not synonymous with desperate?! I don't need a man to make me happy, i'm happy on my own. and thats why alot of relationships fail.. people are not content with themselves and being with "ME", so they need a he or she to feel complete. Not I.. Its one deep until someone worth calling instead of texting comes along.. Yeah thats how you know you like someone.. you rather call than text.. lol


Anywho, I'm gonna start a new "dating" section on here where I talk about my relationship dramz & boy dramz and all that.. Look for the love/war or singular functions label!!!

oh yeah.. this is my LIFE. If you are offended or upset about anything I write that's YOU. If i say it, its the truth. NOthing false about ANYTHING i've ever written.. cuz like I say.. my word is all i got. So.. please don't call me or text me or message me with nonsense. You said it. I said it. MOVE on. I don't like you/we're not friends on fbook or real life/dont have ur number/never talked to you EVER---- You don't know me. All you know is what somebody who probably didn't like me has told you or what you have read on here.. SOOOOOOO... jump off a rooftop & build a bridge to nowhere.

peacee.