Natural Hair Nazis

I woke up this morning planning on purchasing new products for my naturally curly hair. As always, before I decided to buy I READ allllll the comments/reviews women left about each product. That's when I noticed it---  some naturals do NOT love their natural texture! *Gasps* Could it be that these super naturals are actually trying to buy products that will somehow magically turn their hair to look like the little mixed chick with the perfect spirally ringlets on the advertisement? 


I literally died from laughter. These women are upset bc they expected their hair to look curly, not nappy. smh. You'd think that after doing the Big Chop & working with your hair for at least a year, you would realize that no product can turn those naps to curls. And that is perfectly fine. The same logic applies to women with wavy hair. That curly pudding will not turn those waves to spirals either. 


Sometimes natural women are too obsessed with "curl patterns" & defining them... If you dont have curls naturally, no moisturizer will help.Get a texturizer or relaxer or something. Obviously your natural hair isn't what you wanted. sheesh. That's why these heffas wet their hair everyday. Relentlessly trying to get that "wet n wavy" look. Then slather on gel or some $40 creme that they think will magically turn that fro into a head of bouncy curls. Seemingly blind to the fact that those products are supposed to elongate curls & eliminate frizz--- not create a curl pattern your ass doesn't have.

Let's be real.. you went natural because you thought that your hair would look a certain way. And now it doesn't so you're MAD... but pride won't let you relax it again.. so you must spend $100s of dollars on products that you assume will turn your hair curly--- and unfortunately that will NEVER happen.

Its just SO hilarious.these are the same women who look down on those who relax their hair as conforming to "European standards of beauty" .. and they don't even accept their own natural hair. Always looking for a way to get that "mixed girl with curly hair" look. oh girl.

At the end of the day, embrace YOUR hair! It's your hair. If it is curls that you desire, do whatever you please to achieve those curls. But do not for one second think you are any better than those women who pick up flat irons, curlers, perms, relaxers, etc to achieve a desired look. 

I Really Hate..

Online applications. EVERYTHING is electronic now. Ugh! If you follow my blog then you know that I HATE technology to a certain extent. The more advanced technology is the less personal things become. No one writes letters anymore. No one verbally speaks anymore. We all text. Our thoughts and feelings are crammed into 140 characters or less!

Even the job hunting process is different. At first I enjoyed filling out things online. I mean, I have auto fill so the basic info was automatically filled out for me but then there are those long redundant questions that are supposed to assess your character. Basically wanting to know "will you steal from us? will you make us lose money? will you cause problems?" Its not HARD its just annoying and you quickly become irritated. I mean, I WOULD give my friends discounts but am I supposed to tell you that?! Do you know that I will? Ugh annoying.

And how am I supposed to know you actually received my application? I have to call to make sure it was received. Right... Then I have to wonder if you're lying just to get me off the line. SMH. Or you're looking at my lack of experience and I can't sit there and talk to you face to face and explain that yes its true I haven't WORKED that many places but I've done a lot of work. I've done volunteer work. I've done temp work. I've done a lot of shit. I just haven't worked in retail.

I enjoy filling out apps by hand, getting ink on my fingers, perfecting my signature. I LOVE IT! *sigh*

Shit That Annoys Me..

I rarely get Honesty Box/Formspring questions & comments anymore.. & when I do, I normally ignore recklessness lol.. Anywho, the lastest question says: "You look crazy... Are you crazy?"

*eye roll* I'm not crazy. I'm just Bee. I live in my own little world & follow my own set of rules. I do things just because. I love life & I live. What's crazy about that.

Sometimes people make comments on twitter or statements in reference to girls who are going natural. Such as "Don't say you're bald because you're going natural, yo ass just bald" "Going natural is just your excuse for not doing your hair.."

I'm NOT bald. I have way more hair than some people who have been trying to grow their hair for years. I do my hair DAILY. I never walk out the house without doing something to my head. Its not my fault that to you a wash-n-go or braid/twist out is NOT a true style because I didn't spend $$$ or hours in a salon. *eye roll*

I know they aren't talking directly to me but something it just irks me because I'm apart of the "natural community" now.

I sometimes wish that I wasn't natural so that I wouldn't feel apart of a "movement". Never wanted to be an organic mother earth type chick... That's not my style. I just wanted chemical free healthy hair. *sigh*

Okay that's enough for today. New pics?? sure :)

The Life We Live

Nobody cares about your mind or how good a person you are. How talented you are. How hard you work- nothing. Its all about your appearance; How you look on the outside. You can be mean as fuck, cruelest person alive but if you look good, people will still want to be around you.

How can you become famous if you aren't aesthetically pleasing? How can you achieve success if people don't first judge you by your FACE? Its true that you can become famous WITHOUT being attractive but all of these people are ridiculously talented. No mediocrity there. They are GREAT.

But then there are sooo many talentless people who achieve a certain level of stardom overnight that takes most people years to get their. Why? Because people like to look at them. People want to BE them. People want to emulate & imitate. Copy & Paste. BE them.

Nobody wants to see Beyonce perform in an ill-fitting moomoo. She will lose a big portion of her fan base if she performed in big tees & sweat pants. If she was obese, nobody would like her. Her body is essentially part of her 'brand'. If she didn't have an ass, nobody would care about Bey. Shiiid.. Kim Kardashian is famous for HER ass. I mean, what else does she do?

Men who only want their women to wear 6 inch stilletos on their feet because it looks sexy. Men who want their women to have tiny ass waist lines while still holding on to their curvaceous ass.

That shit isn't normal. No woman can have a 24-25 inch waistline with a 50inch ass NATURALLY. I don't care how many squats you do. Shiiid. My waistline is creeping around the 30inch mark and the ass is disgustingly huge as is.. imagine if I had my 25inch waistline still.. I'd be fucking some rapper. WHAT a life.

It's pretty sad that this is the way of life. Image is everything. Perfection is the goal or the illusion of perfection rather. Fake asses & fake breasts. Stapled stomachs. Hair weaves. Skin bleaching. Makeup. Body shapers. Eating disorders. Low self-esteem.

Life is all about the 'image'. Why would I want to carry around a $800 purse when I don't even have $20 inside my wallet? Why would I want to save up a few months pay just to buy some Christian Louboutin's so I can stunt on (WHO?!) with my red bottoms? Mother's spending child support checks to make sure they are dressed to the 9's in Dereon- keeping their hair & nails did while kids running around barefoot in the dirt? Niggas will spend they last for some damn rims or Jordans.. Car they don't own it. Living with they mama's. BUT they will have those rims.

What kind of world are we living in? Too cheap to buy health insurance but have no problem making it rain at the club.. Buying bottles. Where are your priorities?

Taking out an extra student loan JUST so you can stunt while you're in college? You know you gotta pay that shit back right?

Life is all about an 'image'. We strive to please others. We strive to obtain some level of fame. We strive for the attention & affection of others.. To be envied. What a life.. (to be continued...)

Easter

Tomorrow is Easter. Its one of those holidays that has a lot of meaning behind it but because I'm such a bad child, I often overlook it. I refuse to go to church on Easter Sunday. Why? Because its the only time that most people attend church. I already don't like going to church as is.. Why would I want to spend 3hrs sitting down with a whole bunch of other fake individuals who had to go shopping the day before for a new outfit just to wear to church?

I'm against church. I love God. I know Jesus died for my sins. I just don't like to deal with 80% of church folk. The judging. The condescending looks. The looks I receive from them because I life my life a certain way. The pastor who cheats on his wife. The deacon who beats his wife. The reverend whose children sin way more than me but his sermons seem to always be directed towards me & how I'm so wrong for the things I do.

I could go on all day about WHY I don't attend church regularly but I don't want to bore you. I don't want to impose my views on you. This isn't a political or religious blog. This is an opinionated haven. Let my thoughts flow. Not be judged. Be free. Think freely. :)

Wake Up.

There's too much going on in the world today for everyone to be worried about @FatBellyBella being naked on the streets in Window Seat video. All that I see on TV is Sandra Bullock's husband has cheated on her & now all of the mistresses are coming out. Erykah Badu being charged with public indecency because some poor white child saw a naked black lady on the streets in Dallas. Vanity Fair is still giving PRESS to Tiger Wood's mistresses? Why do we care so much about the private lives of others?! Smh.. There is still a war going on. Erykah Badu has a bomb ass album out but nobody has heard anything about it besides her being naked in the video. We still don't know WHAT the fuck is going on in our country. Where are we? Why are we? Blah. Wake the fuck up people. People are dying everyday. A lot of people in your city are living in poverty. Haiti has been forgotten. Children are starving to death. AIDS & HIV are still VERY MUCH HERE & affecting people everyday. We have so many issues going on in the world today but we do nothing about it. We could be helping the world, but we do nothing. 


Everyone was sooo certain the world was gonna end soon because of all the earthquakes--- Nobody cares now. (surprise? not at all)


Gossip is fun & all but when the 'real' news shows spend more time on a damn music video than ACTUAL world events-- there is a problem.

Maybe I'm to blame too. I rarely write about WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD TODAY.. I rather give my opinion on the latest I picked up on Twitter. SMH. This embarrasses me. I should do more FOR you. If you won't watch the news & you only read THIS bullshit, the least I can do is be a REAL reporter & get you the latest. I'm sorry for being so engulfed in celebrity news that I forget that many of you are just like me. Many of you don't know whats going on. It isn't your fault though. This is the world that we live in today. We can't help it that even the news channels skip over real issues to report on what will give them higher ratings. You can't help it that I desperately want you to read what I write & FEEL me more than me just writing about what's what. 

Sex Addiction My Ass

Now Sandra Bullock's husband is going to rehab to treat his 'sex addiction' after being caught cheating. *eye roll from hell* WTF ever! You know why you cheated. You know you won't stop. You fucked up. You're greedy. Like Tiger Woods.. Eric Benet when Halle Berry found out he cheated on her! (He later admitted that he didn't have a sex addiction; he only went because Halle wanted him to..)

Don't be greedy. Is pussy really that good? You annoy me. Addicted to sex my ass.

Real Shit.

I've always been disliked. Why? Because I'm fabulous. I am my own biggest fan. I ooze confidence. I love myself more than ANYONE else. I am my favorite person. I can talk about myself ALL damn day. I love that formspring.me/BeeMichelle is giving voice to the little people who are still holding on to grudges stemming from High School, some even Middle School!

Yes, Brittney was always disliked. I won't even say HATED on because that's silly. They are just fascinated with what I'm doing or what I'm not doing. MY LIFE. Wow.

I remember having grown ass women dislike me because of the clothes I wore. Being made fun of because I wore big ass platform boots too school with mini skirts but THEN the whole 8th grade class going to Walmart & getting the imitations when they came out after Christmas break. I remember wearing stilettos almost everyday to school & treating the hallways as my own little runway-- turning the sidewalks outside to a makeshift catwalk just because I liked to walk in heels & I have a KILLER strut. AND because I knew that every guy wanted to fuck me & every bitch in the school knew that.

Everyone had that girl in their class that everyone just seemed to hate because she knew who she was & didn't give a damn about anyone's opinions. Never tried to please anyone. Did everything for myself. Lived my life according to my own rules. Walked to a badass instrumental in my head that no one else heard but me. I've always been different. I embraced that shit. At first I did want a lot of friends and as soon as I got them, I realized that people are fake as hell so I dropped them on there rear ends.

Did I ever think that I was BETTER than the next person? No. Never. I didn't come from money. My parents work hard for everything they have. Nothing was ever GIVEN to me. I had to work for it.

I did however choose to distance myself from MOST of the people I went to High School with. They were full of drama. Negative energy. Spewing hating from every pore in their body. I have a gift of reading people upon meeting them. Withing 5mins I know whose genuine & whose not. I know when you're trying to be slick and talk shit on the sly. I'm not dumb. THOSE are the people I stay away from. If I look down upon you, its only because spiritually you are BENEATH me.

You hate the fact that regardless of my size I have the potential to take your man. You hate the fact that I can gain and lose weight like THAT. You hate the fact that I don't give a flying hoot about what anyone thinks of me. You hate the fact that I am me.

I still remember the myspace profile you made about me NOT going to Spelman--- I WENT. I still remember the days when I was called a white girl because I actually enjoyed reading; I actually enjoyed writing; I actually made the honor roll & took AP classes; I actually spoke with SENSE & used correct grammar 90% of the time; I actually enjoyed LEARNING. I still remember everyone calling me a hoe because I had sex with this one guy... & then that one dude. Oops. They were friends? Hmmmm I didn't know that. Oh well. It is what it is. Then the rumors that they ran a train on me which is why I walk the way that I walk.. Hahahahaha!

There's so much more that people like to comment on that they know nothing about. Do you REALLY wanna know why I don't go to Spelman anymore? I don't like that damn school. There. Wonderful institution, just not for me. I only stayed as long as I did for the sake of my parents. Now I said fuck it. I don't want to do that with my life anymore. I want to do something else. Which is why my ass is in the GYM daily.  Its all apart of a bigger picture. I have goals in life. I want a career, you want a job. I want to be great. You settle for mediocrity. Fuck real shit, this is just Brittney Shit.

What I'm Tired Of...

I'm sooo over everyone calling Gabourey Sidibe "Precious". Or saying that any overweight girl LOOKS like Precious. Or to make fun of Miss Sidibe because of her weight. Just stop it. Its not funny. At all. Grow up.

Go Gabby!!!!

Dumb It Down?

Dear READERS,

This is a MAJOR problem. Please do NOT DM or tweet me asking me to send you the link to the sextape. Obviously you found my twitter name HERE, on this blog meaning you READ the post where it addresses that whole sextape nonsense. All of the information I want you to have is written right THERE. You're just too lazy to read it! If you take the few minutes it takes to read you will find everything you're asking me about! If its not there then GOOGLE it! SMH.

Thats the problem with with world today. People are TOO lazy. (Mainly our generation). Nobody wants to read & find out stuff on their own anymore. I blame technology. Everything is available to you so fast & easy that if you have to take a little time out of your busy day to search a little & find out something on your own, you complain!

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!

Also, don't ask stupid questions like THIS young lady:

IDK Miss Stephania.. You tell me how the video was filmed in a dorm if it wasn't at FAMU.. Do you know? Obviously you don't since you asked. I guess I could tell you. It was filmed somewhere set up to look like a dorm or whatnot in Miami. There are MANY dorms out there OR (get this!) YOU CAN EASILY TRANSFORM A ROOM TO LOOK LIKE A DORM!! smh. I don't like dumb ppl..

Like seriously, I resent all of this attention Vividly Bland is getting because now I have to deal with stupid people who ask dumb questions. Dumb comments. I'm not going to highlight information for you with big bold print & arrows directing you to what you're looking for. I can't dumb it down, so smarten up!

Letter Chasers

People annoy me. Now I know what you're thinking.. WHAT?! How can people annoy you? Well its not actually people in general, just some ish that people do. Being in the AUC i see/saw a lot of shit that annoyed me. One in particular, LETTER CHASERS.

Now Letter Chasers aren't just in the AUC, they are basically at all colleges & universities.

What is a "Letter Chaser"? The equivalent of a gold digger but instead of going after guys with money, they go after guys with letters-- guys in fraternities.

Once a guy gets those coveted letters on his chest, his pussy meter goes up drastically. That lame from Freshman year who could barely get a girl to message him back on facebook now has an abundance of women who are willing to drop drawers whenever he snaps his fingers. I'm infatuated with this one guy... We'll call him Alvin since I'm the Chipmunk. He has letters now but luckily he's still the same. :) Love that guy.

Letter Chasers are more annoying to me than Groupies. You are really willing to sleep with this guy because he's NOW in a frat? I'm sorry if you were a lame jackass before you joined, you will most likely still be one afterwards. Just a more arrogant lame jackass because you know that you can have way more girls now. SMH!

Letter Chasers, I frown down upon you. We as women should still have some morals in life. You're beneath a gold digger & a groupie to me. Gold diggers at least aim to get monetary gifts out of their pursuits, & groupies may become close to the celebrity they're banging to get gifts, backstage passes, tickets, money -- whatever that celebrity decides. Maybe even get knocked up & become one of Weezy's babymamas (Hahahaha, you know I had to do it )

But what does a Letter Chaser get? Not a damn thing but a few minutes of pleasure and maybe a fuck buddy for the time being. I don't give a damn about a reputation.. Bad reps are obsolete in my world. I'm just saying.. At least chase after the guy with the job offers & not the dude who has on that jacket. :)

He aint shit.

Being that its Black History Month i really don't want to say Niggas Aint Shit.. Just all bad. Okay, so there was this guy who found me on facebook (surprise surprise) & decided that he needed my number. okay, I gave it to him. We texted back & forth where he proceeded to feed me alll of the bullshit that niggas feed you when they are trying to initially get at you. Okay.. I didn't believe ONE blip of it. So he really wanted to be my man. YOu know he was "looking for a serious, relationship..." blah blah blah. & this is right at the cusp of me accepting the fact that I shall remain single until the end of the world. hmph. Anywho, we hung out once. We were supposed to have a date but somehow ended up back at his place.. mmmmhmmm. Okay so he wanted to take a nap.. then invited me to nap with him. red flag again. This lead to some pretty decent head. & NO sex. bc i saw his peen & it was not remarkable to say the least. (plz forgive the typos, my hands are frozen..) So... FFWD a few days & low & behold he has a GIRLFRIEND on facebook now. & guess what?! They are in LOVE!!!! Awwwwww. How sweet. I mean, were you really trying to form a relationship with me or you just wanted sex? dudes.. if its just lovin that u want be honest. smh. so yeah. that nigga aint shit.

Why MEDIATAKEOUT Sucks AGAIN

They pull stories out of their asses-- literally. If I want to know if something is true, I just visit NecoleBitchie.com.. They steal ALOT of their stories from her and other smaller blogsites anyways. The latest fuckery from Mediatakeout.com?? They posted a pic of Lauren London kissing her "baby" with Lil Wayne. Only problem? The picture was two years old and was her Godchild-- not her son. Thank God for Twitter & Necole. so lets say this in UNISON: FUCK MEDIATAKEOUT.COM!

What I hate..

I HATE infomercials..

but i LOVE watching them. Especially when they "BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!.. THE FIRST 100 CALLERS WILL GET ANOTHER SET FREE! THAT'S RIGHT NOT 1, BUT 2! FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE OF 19.99"

* & another thing.. why must every item end in .99??

*& another thing.. why can't they ever tell you how much the processing & handling charges are?

*& another thing.. why can't they tell you the FULL price of an item when its over $50?? Like they have to say 5 easy payments of 49.99.. but wAIT there's more! if you use your credit card they will take one easy payment off..

I hate that shit. smh