Thursday, September 29, 2011

Adele - Someone Like You

Monday, September 26, 2011

Daddy's Little Girl - J. Cole

Mama couldn't never reach her Brother tried his best to teach her She thinks she's ready for the world Just look at daddy's little girl

Being Single Sucks

Being single sucks. There is no way around that fact. I know you're supposed to be patient with love but... there's only so much a girl can take. I just crave companionship. I want someone that I can talk to when I can't sleep at night. Someone who can just come over & cuddle in bed with me. Someone to go to the movies with... Someone to just be there for me. I meet awesome guys all the time-- they just aren't for me. I don't know.. I just feel like I'm going to be 30 & childless if I don't make some MAJOR moves soon in the love department. I know i'm only 23, but damnit, i'm twenty freaking three now!!!!!!!!

Being single really sucks. I have no interesting stories to tell anyone... I still feel like a kid because I have yet to meet someone to bring around the family. I mean, it would be one thing if I were some ugly hag but.. I'm fucking hot! I should be having men eating out the palm of my hand.. Grr.

Maybe you guys enjoy being single but I'm sooo tired of it. Fuck waiting. At this point I'd even settle for being the mistress... ok i Kid I KID! No 2nd rate Bee. I'm just saying. What a chick gotta do to get with a real nigga that know how to stay true like man...?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Take Care - Drake [Album cover Art]

Feels like it's been so long. Is life moving so fast in this generation that when we desire something it begins to move in slow motion? Are we just used to getting what we want right away? Or do we require one another to feel right about all that is going on around us? Maybe our anticipation is justified by the fact that we genuinely cannot wait to share a moment again? Either way, your life and mine are scheduled to meet on October 24...I wouldn't miss it for the world.

See you soon.

Drake



[via October's Very Own]

Friday, September 9, 2011

The Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl

Just discovered this and I am in LOVE!! I think I'm gonna have to order a t-shirt.

you have to start from the beginning, but here is episode #8

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Battle of the Buns

So.... For Tonya's birthday we were in Dallas. We made a video. To see who's butt was bigger. Eh, I'm guessing you know who won.... enjoy.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Two Hands are Better than None

Last night I learned that using two hands is way better than using one, or none. You see, I've been trying to better my performance of certain things-- mainly fellatio. I have big teeth, small mouth... and a horrible gag reflex so giving head isn't something that I'm particularly good at. I hate not being the best or great at doing ANYTHING so I've been working my ass off. I've watching numerous videos and I've finally got it down. Last night after a few shots & a glass of red wine, I finally had the opportunity to try my new skills on an actual penis. Let's just say I have improved. Sloppy Toppy is the correct term for whatever I did. Apparently guys enjoy it when you spit on the dick. --- Oh & face riding is fun. Who says no to "Ride my face.."?? Man...