Wednesday, November 30, 2011

What do you do when someone takes everything you have.. and then decides they don't want it anymore. I don't know what to do. I have nothing left. I have never felt so horrible. How do I explain how I feel? No fucking words

Monday, November 28, 2011

Over My Dead Body

“How I’m feeling, it doesn’t matter 
 Cause you know I’m okay
 Instead, I ask myself “why do you hurt me?”
When you know, you know I’m the same
You know, I know that you love me baby
Time to take you away from me
Only over my dead body…”

Friday, November 25, 2011

Beyonce is Due NEXT MONTH!!!

according to this video Beyonce says she's 6months pregnant on September 23rd.......

Which means her baby is due in December?! AHHHHHH!! It makes perfect sense now. She never said she was due in February--- that Australian talk show host did! And... I bet she has it on Dec. 4th (Jay's Bday). I knew she was wayyyy too big to be due in February. Lawd.. and That's why she's still able to shoot that movie in March. SMH. OMG! I love my BEY :)

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Just now realizing what I should have known long ago... You really aint shit & you will never change. Why did it take me so long to see this? Why did I fall for the simplest shit? "Thinking bout you..." "I want you..." "I miss you..." -_______- & I was doing so much better. Awesome without you. I knew we were cool with not being anything... but what happened? You had to break my guard down again. I'm just so tired. Your half ass apologies. You're sorry for making me feel worthless & less of a woman? REALLY?!  So you know you made   me feel like shit & what did you do? Nothing but LIE. Why must you lie? Why can't you be honest for once.

Monday, November 14, 2011

I know you've been hurt by someone else.. I can tell by the way you carry yourself. If you let me, here's what I'll do: I'll take care of you! -- I've loved and I've lost

‎" ..kiss me like you miss me, fuck me like you hate me and when you’re fucking someone else just fuck her like she ain’t me..."

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Take Care Leaked

.... this means that I've been attacked by "I miss you...." "I want you...." "good morning" "can i see you?" texts since the initially leak of Take Care. Damn Drizzy! I have no idea what to do.. Until I figure it out if this is just a simple "Cuffin Season" misunderstanding, I'm a just chill. I still love that boy. But... we shall see. Cuff on. ♥

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Sucking Dick In Style-- the 2011 Way!

Do you want to learn how to make sucking your partner's dick more enjoyable for you? Well I have TWO (yes you heard right, 2) products for you to try. The first product is manufactured by Pipedream Products. The line is called Comfortable Numb Deep Throat. Consists of a bunch of sprays, creams, lollipops, & mints that desensitize various parts of the body. You will need the throat spray. (You can also try the mint or lollipops but I think the spray will work faster.)
  "Comfortably numb is a flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex. the refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well." 

WOW. You can deep throat & freshen your breath at the SAME time.! Amazing. And it comes in three flavors - Chocolate Mint, Spearmint, & Cinnamon. You can find these products on Amazon for the low low price of $7.28-7.58!!! What a steal. [If you purchase it from the website you'll spend about $13 + S&H... ]

  The next product is to help you swallow. I mean, "spitters are quitters" & some ejaculate just doesn't taste well [stop eating so much red meat guys!]. Courtesy of I bring you--- Masque Sexual Flavors: "Masque® is the first product proven to conceal the taste of semen. These orally-dissolvable, flavored gel strips will take the intimacy between you and your partner to the next level."
 They come in a pack of 3 for only $12 & you have three different flavors to choose from: Chocolate, Strawberry & Watermelon. You use this like a Listerine oral care strip that are used to freshen your breath; just place on tongue before performing oral sex & voila! Nasty semen taste is gone.

I haven't tried these products yet but I will be back with a full review as soon as find a penis... *sigh* Oh, the joys of being single.

Happy Sucking!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Big Sean - Dance (ASS) remix with Nicki Minaj

i only watch 1:24-2:33 of this Ass video just to catch Nicki's part. The rest is irrelevant.

Trey Songz - Anticipation 2

Download Anticipation 2 Here [via]

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, Kim filed for divorce from her husband of a mere 72 days, Kris Humphries, citing irreconcilable differences. Now, I could go on & on about how funny this is. How I knew this marriage wouldn't last (she just met Kris in December 2010) & how she's very much still in love with Reggie-- I can't. It's pathetic. *sigh*
As much as I think she's an attention whore, I really feel sorry for Kim Kardashian. She just wants to be loved. I see a little of myself in her. I don't know her. I can't bash her like every other cite. She truly thought that she could make her marriage work-- & that's the toughest part to watch. She didn't want to be proven wrong. She wanted her fairy tale wedding. She wanted to have that PERFECT life. The girls had heartache after heartache. She turned 30.

I'm just saying. I FEEL her. You can't pretend as if you've never been involved with a guy that you knew wouldn't last but you hoped that time would make it better....

I'm 23. My biggest fear is that I will wake up on my 30th birthday unmarried with no children. *weeps slowly*