Sunday, October 31, 2010

Hoopz & Shaq

Happy Halloween!


in 2007 I wore a pink wig & went as Lil Kim. In 2008 I was a bumble bee. In 2009 I was a cop. 2010 I was a.... She Devil. I've actually been a she devil before. How did the costume come about? Well I put on black leotard & tights & lacefront.. Then this girl was like "you need ears or something" so I grabbed devil's ears & voila! Ima damn devil.







Roman's Revenge - Nicki Minaj featuring Eminem

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Nicki Minaj - Right Thru Me



So, the shower scenes were awesome.. Nicki looked hot. I so wanna have a photo shoot in a shower & I get to wipe the glass clean in between shots nshit :) In my skivvies.
Also, here's "Check It Out" by Nicki Minaj & Will.I.Am.. ( I HATE this song =/)

Why She Said No

Monday, October 25, 2010

Readers:

I know, I know. I've been slacking lately. I promise that I'll get the creative wheels turning again soon. Just gimme a couple of hours. :)

♥ Bee

Troop Beverly Hills



I just wanna go back.. to days when life was simpler. Ahh... I miss being a Girl Scout =/

Runaway




**FULL MOVIE**

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Sex Dreams & Denim Jeans


new obsession? Uffie. For one, her album is called "Sex Dreams & Denim Jeans".
Now that's awesomery.

Oh Raz B

 Raz B - "No I'm about not Gay. Please Buy My album of Itunes Now."

I guess he meant: "No, I'm not gay. Please buy my album off itunes now."

Yall know the rest of the story. Twitter is a mother fukka I tell ya!

I Hate Technology...

Dude.. technology will soon infiltrate the music industry in the area of performers. They don't need to pay so egotistical popstar to lip sync and dance stiffly when they can just.. create a Robot. Meet HRP-4C :)

Booty Bounce Vs Like A G6


Booty Bounce by Dev


Like a G6 by Far East Movement with Cataracs & Dev


I like this Dev chick. The cleaner version of Kesha. White girls getting record deals without even being able to sing. Throw in some hood vernacular with the classic "white girl" voice when she's around blacks & voila-- you have a hit. I should pretend to be white to get my deal. I make meaningless songs too! That's the plan. Ramble on about random shit & just talk the whole damn song. But I like Dev

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Mr. Intentional

The only wealth I have to give, is not material - & if you need much more than that, I’m not available.

I ♥ Willow Smith

She's beyond adorable!




these girls are adorable as well.. WERK!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" Video



Now yall know I'm whippin my hair! Shooot.. Bey taught me how to whip my hair years ago

For All My Natural Hair Honeys :)



I love how Sesame Street is teaching our young girls how to embrace & love their natural hair. The puppet wore SO many different styles. It's about time. Sad when little girls cry because their hair doesn't look like mommy's or Beyonce's. Ironically enough my cousin who has her natural hair flat ironed once a month hates her long hair. She often asks her mother if she can cut it. Mainly because everyone else in her class has short hair besides the white girls and she wants to let everyone know she's BLACK. Hmmm.. interesting.


Mash up with Willow's "Whip My Hair"

The Only Thing I Wish?

I Wish A Nigga Would..

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Rihanna Should Try Trina's Hue





See TRINA?! Her hair is cute. Perfect shade of red. Looks natural. Maybe Rihanna should try Trina's shade of red.. cuz this blood red Wendy shit and nappy weave aint cute..






Homecoming Hair

I was standing in line for the bathroom last night at some party (#SHSUHOMECOMING) and I saw like three girls with TWA's and another one with a fro an inch shorter than mine. She looks over at me & says "I like your hair". Now to ANYONE with natural hair this is the ULTIMATE compliment. Especially when you've been dying out to tell her "I like your hair too..". Instantly bonded. We discussed how long we've been natural. Her two year naturalversary is coming up in February. So cool because I got my last relaxer two years ago this month. ^_^. Our hair is basically the same length & a similar texture so it gave me reassurance that I have normal growth. I don't spend hours on my hair & I don't invest MUCHO dinero on it either. :)







Back to my hair. I've tried this new "style". Everyone knows how I LOVE my side bang. I wanted to rock an 'updo' of sorts since the blown out fro is a bit MUCH for everyone on a daily basis. Took about six bobby pins and pulled my hair up as far as it would go. Slightly slanted to the left. Voila! My signature style.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Throwback Thursday - B2k


LMAO hilarious.. ahem, lemme do it. Yo wassup fellas, I'm Bee.. and I'm a Virgo.. And I know exactly what a guy wants. Beleeee dat..

[Omarion]
Yo..wassup ladies Im Omarion,Im a scorpio and I know what a girl needs
aight..yea

[JBoog]
Yo wassup ladies this is JBoog,and Im a leo..yea and I know exactly what it is..that a girl wants..believe dat..yea

[RazB]
Yo..this Raz,and Im a gemini,and I know exactly..what a girl wants... come holla at me

[Lil Fizz]
Yo Yo..wassup ladies this Lil Fizz,and Im a sag.,and I know all the things that a girl needs..ya heard..aight lets go fellas

No Sir..

Justin Bieber raps?



lol idk who wrote this.. but Lil justin sounds nice:) Awwwwwww these lil kids. When I'm 30 and he's.. man.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Love You Down

Ready For The World (1986) VS Inoj (1997) Which one is better? Oh how I miss the 90s.. and I wish I remembered the 80s. Someone should make a new 'Love You Down'. I like both versions.



My 1,000th Post

I've been putting off writing this post because I was looking for something special to do to commemorate this day. Alas, I am here with nothing profound to say or a reason to hold the "contest" I thought of originally. I mean, no one seems to read blogs anymore. No one seems to care about my writing anymore. The only reason I seem to get hits is when someone googles something and stumble upon the name "Vividly Bland". I shouldn't care about views. I'm not getting paid to blog. I'm not getting anywhere near my ultimate goal. Vividly Bland isn't paying my bills. Seems pointless to try to make this into a career. I still love blogging and writing and voicing my opinion, I just don't have the same feelings about the blog. Twitter killed the blogger. This is so true. Tumblr as well. (http://vividlybland.tumblr.com).

Anywho, this is the 1,000th post. I'm still thinking of how I can become closer to my dreams. If I have to write my ass off until the day I die, someone will hear what I have to say and I'm sure I'll make it MY way.

Thanks for reading.

Brittney.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Baby Boy - Beyonce (Alternate & Album versions)

All TRUE Beyonce fans know that there are tow versions of Baby Boy. One was like a mixtape track released wayyy before the album was. Sounds like a demo.

The "unreleased" version with supbar lyrics..


Album version

Divas Gettin Money

If you aint gettin money then you aint got nothing for me..

Sunday, October 10, 2010

All Cried Out

All Cried Out was one of my FAVORITE songs growing up. Of course I was amazed to find out that it was a cover by Allure featuring 112. Yes honey. All Cried Out was Originally performed by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam featuring Full Force in 1986. I was just an egg in the fallopian tubes then. Personally I like the 1997 version by Allure better. I wonder if anyone else will try to redo it. I mean, it's been 24 years since the originally, 13 since the follow up. I think Bee Michelle can come up with her new version. Great music stands the test of time of course. We are in need of a musical revolution! Anywho, enjoy both videos below.



Saturday, October 9, 2010

Right Thru Me

My new fave song.

Breast Cancer Awareness Month


Save the TaTas! 

I Miss You

Its been too long & i'm lost without you. What am i gonna do? Said I've been needing you & wanting you..Wondering if you're the same and whose been with you. Is your heart still mine? I wanna cry sometimes.. I miss you. :'(

I Think, Therefor I am..

Hi. My name is Billow. 

Meet Christmas. My niece :)

I think I'm Frankie. 

I think I'm Jane.

I think I'm Foxy.

I think I'm Sapphire.

I think I'm Cleopatra.

I think I'm Erykah.

I think I'm Farrah. 

Learned a stretching technique. Great if you're a lazy & remedial hair stylist like myself. Co-wash hair with hello hydration. Add your fave leave-in & detangle. Brush hair while still kinda wet into bun. I prefer high or mid bun. Let hair air dry for a couple of hours. Take hair down while its still a bit damp & spray S-curl spray. Finger comb & fluff all over. Hair should be stretched out. Add favorite headband & carry on. BAM. I think I'm fly. Therefor I am Fly. 

50,000 Views Later..

OMG! We've finally surpassed 50,000 views!!! And we are approaching our 1000th post! *white girl yippie*
IDK what i'm going to do for my 1000th post. Maybe a giveaway? Autographed t-shirt? Picture of me? Ummm what would you guys want?? Random item of mine? Hmmmm. Possibilities are endless. I'm so proud of Vividly Bland and everyone who reads us. I'm really gonna give away something to you guys.. just send in ideas to vividlybland@gmail.com or whatnot.

I Broke A Nail Today

Friday, October 8, 2010

Remember when Michelle fell on 106?



still the funniest shit ever. Look how Bey acted like nothing happened. I love how Michelle recovered like "im not shame.." & she surely was. lol. good laugh :)

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I LOVE Family Feud

Narcissistically Humble

I love my blog. Mainly because it's about me and I absolutely LOVE me. 



... and yes, i did take pics of myself taking pics of MYself.

narcissistically humble & vividly bland.. has a nice ring to it, eh?