One Legged Crow

RIP Christmas..

We look awesome here.. ;)

Tonya, me, Bryanna, Josh, Dar, & Quen at the "One Legged Crow"

As you can see, I was having a great time at the bar with Josh & Quen

i ♥ Tonya

Naomi was fascinated with my hair...

i'm sure this was a Rihanna song.. "Only Girl In The World"

That damn rose

I absolutely LOVE this pic so I had to post it again. I look very good here. Check that thigh. You see that muscle?! Girlll.. can't tell me nothing.

Also, I've realized that I look like I'm at least 5'10" in most pics. Not only because my friends are midgets, but I have long ass legs, big hair and I'm always in heels. Like my friends aren't that short. Tonya is 5'4" I believe & I'm only 5'6".. I just look wayyy taller.

Drunken Bee & Her Wig

my lil sis didnt wanna eat these shrimp because they had a "face on them"

so.. my hair was on some other shit one night right... then i put on the WIG

by wearing a wig i realized that i was destined to become one of those old women whose wig shifts & gets crooked once they're drunk. this damn wig was sliding back allllll damn night *sigh* luckily Ursula ass kept her in check. 

the night ended with me passed out in the back seat with a bag of yet to be eaten jack in the box. 

22nd Bee Day Plans

As many of you already know, in less than two months I will be turning 22. I don't really have concrete plans as of right now but tentatively speaking I will be in Atlanta.

I have NO idea what to do or what to wear or who I'm finally having birthday sex with BUT I do know this one thing:

I'M GETTING MY NIPPLES PIERCED!!!!

Yes, that is all I know. I will have my nipples pierced on September 16, 2010. 21 was a blah year.. (Including the sucktastical 21st bee day smh) I hope to make 22 much better.. so to kick things off we shall have our nipples pierced. Yay!!!!

♥ Bee

Purple Title Wave

Get it?? Title wave.. ok nvm, it sounded way cooler in my head before i wrote it.
Anywho, last weekend was by far one of the most interesting valentine's day i have EVER had. Instead of moping around feeling all remorseful because some LAME guy "lmao" didn't want me to be his valentine or that i was single on the national day for single awareness (thanks 2 my fbook buddies for that one), I went out with my Gal Pal :):) One of our FAVORITE places to go eat?? Of course Hooter's!!! Woot woot!!! The most unromantic place to be out of the site of lover's, or so we thought.. For one, the weather turned cold & me and megan thought we'd look cute in next to nothing. I mean, single ladies have to look sexy right?? Yeah.. try the parking attendant guy hittin on us (could've got free parking hmmm...), a cab driver pulls over to try and "holla" in a mini van, and then we had to trek up the freaking hill in our SM boots.. NOT a good look. Plus it was this big NCA cheer comp thingy going on soo we were surrounded by cheerleaders and parents.. smh. So standing in line waiting for a table i realize that not namy people know about manners.. I purposely stood in front of people so they were forced to murmur excuse me's instead of pushing past me lol. AND i looked like a freaking GIANT. Especially next to Megan.. I was easily 5'11" that night.. 6' even since i'm only 5'6ish really..
So we finally get our table and instantaneously ordered our food.. HOT wings, cheese sticks & cheesey curly fries. FAtties!!! lmao..

So our hooter girl was sooo sweet and adorable. Racine!!! You Go Racine!!! We left NICE tips for her.. usually i only leave a buck regardless of my bill because the service is horrible at most places. She better work for her tips. And she was a cutie soo yeah.. Anywho, across from us was this oober annoying guy who kept looking our way.. seated with 3 older ladies.. one with a BAD wig. then at the bar we notice super cool (not) cat eyeing us.. yuck. Soon he was joined by a MUCH older gentleman.. ugh. Instantaneously my heart fell.. I knew what was gonna happen next.. So i look over to Megan and im like ok don't look.. but why are they staring?? LOL.. 28 & 48 easily.. TOO OLD. So super cool cat comes over and starts rappin to meg like blah blah blah.. dot dot DOT. the ushje.. and we find out he's 27. *ONLY ONE YEAR OFF, SCORE FOR BEE* So then he leaves.. and OH NO. Oldie comes. at this point the WHOLE restaurant is looking at me.. and when i'm embarrassed or nervous i laugh hysterically... NOT a good idea.. So i'm like omg.. how old are you,.. 47!? Yikes!!.. I'm like dude you're old.. my mom is only 41.. lol.. How did i know he was old.. He invited me out to go DANCING?! The oldest line in the book of pick ups!!! Then after being dissed he gave me a fist bump like barack gives michelle. whoa. slow down daddy...

so we leave hooter's.. & head to purdue. guy offers me 10 for a lap dance. im broke.. but no thanks. then we went to the frat guys house.. hahaha.. played flip cup.. i am a beast. AND some other drinking card games. Guys think they're so smart.. trying to inebriate girls to get them in bed.. but not I. Unlike most people when i drink i become COMPLETELY on guard.. and i'm analyzing everything and everybody.. So as he's trying to get closer i'm becoming more and more on top of my game.. MORE and more bitchy.. more BEEzy really. LOL.

When will they learn that Single is not synonymous with desperate?! I don't need a man to make me happy, i'm happy on my own. and thats why alot of relationships fail.. people are not content with themselves and being with "ME", so they need a he or she to feel complete. Not I.. Its one deep until someone worth calling instead of texting comes along.. Yeah thats how you know you like someone.. you rather call than text.. lol


Anywho, I'm gonna start a new "dating" section on here where I talk about my relationship dramz & boy dramz and all that.. Look for the love/war or singular functions label!!!

oh yeah.. this is my LIFE. If you are offended or upset about anything I write that's YOU. If i say it, its the truth. NOthing false about ANYTHING i've ever written.. cuz like I say.. my word is all i got. So.. please don't call me or text me or message me with nonsense. You said it. I said it. MOVE on. I don't like you/we're not friends on fbook or real life/dont have ur number/never talked to you EVER---- You don't know me. All you know is what somebody who probably didn't like me has told you or what you have read on here.. SOOOOOOO... jump off a rooftop & build a bridge to nowhere.

peacee.

blabber jabber

hmm, i feel like its time i write a note that has no significance to the world whatsoever..just a regular note that shouldn't get ANY comments or attention besides the usual random glances; a freakin boring ass note that should not spark any meaningful conversations at all..
so with that being said;

ahem..
i just took a shower.. i love hot water.. and then at the very end of my shower once i'm all so fresh and so clean, clean-- i often turn the water from scalding hot to cold and yeahh.. thats funny. i like to joke alot

i had an interesting conversation with a guy last night. asked me where have i been all semester.. "i've been right HERE". thats the story of the day.. I'm always right here, you just don't see me.. I'm trying to do this thing call blend in a fit in amongst the general public.. haha. you know the girl who wears this bright ass orange huddy yet still expects to be under the radar. ha. so not a bright idea to wanna be lowkey yet wearing the loudest colors smh.anywho, the guy also said i was cute. thanks. i like cute. makes me feel like a young pup.. a mere babe and not some overgrown ass twenty year old WHO looks like she's a fresh eighteen.

some guys think i'm funny.. and laugh at everything i say; even when i'm trying to be serious but only because when i really try to get a point across i become very passionate about it and my passionate face is plastered on, well my face and yeahh i began to say weird things, awkward things. and then he laughs. like its a joke. and i'm soo serious.and i'm an awkward turtle for real. i think everything is awkward..you know like nakedness is awkward. and just the regular umm lemme spit that la la la and then you can come and spit that la la la and we can just la la la together.. hahaha"i want to become ONE with you" by far the funniest thing i've heard this week.

umm DRY HATING was what some chick named amanda brooks accused my friend of doing. too bad i don't know who she is nor do i know what dry hating is. i guess its like moist hating after all of the moisture has evaporated.. but then shouldn't it be called evaporated hating?? hmmm.. idk but i just feel like she is a sad human being who believes that having 1000 facebook friends makes her important. I mean, its not like she's networking or anything.. and i hope she knows that random guys add girls allllll the time so its nothing to be bragging about. [shameless bragging to start in 4...3...2...1..]

i mean, right now i have 23 unanswered friend requests and i'm not bragging!!
lol

there's a picture of me and i look skinny in it.. hahaha so cool.umm yeah another awkward turtle situation.i had a conversation with an old flame about being a sperm donor.. hmmmm...
its only because i've come to the conclusion that I probably won't get married so if i do want a kid i'd have to pay a guy to skeet skeet and bang bang. okay maybe not pay, but ASK. nicely of course.but i don't want kids.. Alot of ppl don't know me so i guess i shall let it be known certain facts about myself..

i mean if you read between the lines you may be able to understand me and then possibly .. idk. it doesn't matter.i like pictures of myself because i like looking at myself.. and trying to remember what i was thinking when that picture was taken.i think my boobs are growin but heyy whose counting the cuppage??


anywho i'm done.

adios.

skeet skeet.

of course you want to know bout my night.
well i hung out with a friend in the suites and drunk juice; listened to music
you know the usual.
umm yeah, so a game of truth or dare aroused and i ended up getting chocolate syrup licked off my neck. it was umm very very random. and awkward. and weird.
but heyy, no one else wanted to do the dares soo i had to.. for the sake of the shindig.
nothing else remotely exciting happened though..
anywho,
that guy sent me a message on myspace today.
random.
why? i don't know.. but i am indeed over him.
have you forgotten my name??
its bee in case you have and i am of course vividly bland..
with or without you :)