1. Your name? Brittney
A) The un-preppy way to spell Britany or Brittany.
Brittney's so cool! VS. Britany's a preppy bitch!
B) a girl that is awesome
2. Your Age? 20
A) Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
--I know this dealer that sells 20's.
B) location or current status/activity
--what's your 20, fool
3. One of your friends? Tonya
A) an awesome person that is very kind and friendly to anyone and everyone. will go out of their way to help you out even if it means they somehow get screwed over. bubbly and cheerful, this person will brighten your day and make you thankful you got out of bed just for the opportunity to experience the wonderfullness they bring to your life.
joe: hey, how's your day been?
john: well, it really sucked.......til i saw Tonya.......now i'm having the best day ever!!
B) tonie swain's real name
4. What should you be doing? nothing
A)Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
B) Nothing, put simply, is the deepest, shallowest, brightest, darkest, widest, thinnest, and incomprehensibly empty emptyness, so empty that it is only prevented from collapsing upon itself because there is no substance to collapsae in upon, or no substance to do the collapsing, or even any substance to think or daydream about collapsing upon abscense of prescense or prescense of abscense, which is still utterly and completely absent of form and shape and mass and prescense that is abscent from the existance of anything. In short, nothing is the total, absolute, final, and complete spot that is both positive and negative, young and old, and to sum it all up the opposite of everything in existance, for there is no existance in nothingness. It has even been thought that nothingness itself doesn't even exist, and that the existance of nothingness is so impossibly ludicrous and isnane that if anyone were to actually realize or see nothingness, the entirety of the expanse of the Everything would simply vaporize, leaving even more nothingness in its place.
5. Favorite color? purple
A) Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
B) one of the key ingredients to Grape Drink,- Sugar, Water, Purple
6. Birthplace? conroe
A) Conroe, Texas. Conroe is home to less than thirty white folk and has a Little Mexico. Do not cross the railroad tracks in Downtown unless you want your car stolen or your wife to become someone's bitch. Aka: Cornrow. Hicktown. C-Town.
The Sticks. Rednecks-R-Us.
B) I don't have much to add except to say that, being from Conroe myself, the other definitions are pretty much right on. Oh - and it's also called "Dirty Roe" - because for some reason, Conroists (those who practice living in Conroe) like to brag about being dirty. It's a weird town man. A real weird town. It also has a blackhole-esque pull to it - meaning that if you don't get out immediately after highschool - you never get out at all. Those who do go back to visit have anxiety attacks immediately upon entering. And it kind of has it's own college. Apparently I did have a lot to add. Don't go there.
"Hey, where are you from?" "Conroe, Texas." "Where's that?" "Don't worry about it."
7.) Month of your birth? September
A) A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
B) A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.
When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.
8.) Last person you talked to? Megan
A) A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!
Megan is my best friend.
B) The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely intelligent. She will be there for you no matter what, and gives you more than you deserve. She makes you realize all the good in life. She is your Sunshine.
Friend 1: I love Megan. Friend 2: Me too. Friend 3: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Megan. Friend 4: True story.
9.) One of your nicknames? Bee
A) Venomous yellow and black-striped insect responsible for the production of honey. Known for bumble and killer varieties.
Once I have finished with the humans, I shall begin my war against... THE BEES!
B)Black and yellow cuddly furry little flying Teddy Bears who fly around making jam and getting pissed on pollen which is well fun since they are shortsighted and tend to fly at you whilst intoxicated.
Watch out for that bumble bee, he has had a few and is heading your way!!!