.. and stay home. She is officially one of the biggest #fail of 2010. Like she went from "Pretty Girl Rock" (stupid song) to that pussy slanging shit. LOL. Man.... you'll never get a Grammy acting like that. Anywho, Kid Fury talks about that plus the Kim vs Nicki "beef" and gives his review of "Pink Friday".
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Khia reviews Nicki Minaj's "Pink Friday"
Lmao.. Khia a damn fool for this.
Nicki Minaj’s Feature-Creature Album Review…. The Shit Is Trash, Straight Monday Morning Pick up!
Posted on November 29, 2010 by Khia
Now………When I said Happy Thanksgiving, I was not talking about Onika’s album because there was nothing “Happy” about it, and when I say I nothing… I do mean “Nothing, Nada, Zilch…. This bitch needs to be SHOT on site. So while these bitches are fighting over whose ASS SHOTS are the biggest, give me an album without any CAMEOS and then you can talk to the Queen….. Cuz I carry this shit on top of “My Neck and My Back,” Solo Hoe! Hell…….Even on top my head, fruit baskets and all!
Real Talk…… It smells WORSER than the gas that’s coming out of my ASS, from all of the Turkey that I ate over the Thanksgiving weekend. Someone needs to give this BITCH a FLEET Enima and “FLUSH” her IMMEDIATELY, She is nothing but a “Ghostwritten”, Weezy-wannabe WHORE!
Now, I don’t want to sound like a hater because I did go out and spend my $13.99 on this”Mop-flop” of an album, so hopefully this review will give this BLOW-UP doll a little more promotion….. They built this “Bear” right before our eyes! No hate intended…. Real Talk. So let’s get started…….Shall we?
Onika Maraj’s “Pink Friday” Album Review!
Guuuuuuurl…..For starters, the album cover was cute but it looked like Mama Cita needed a Knee Replacement, Knee Braces or KNEE KNOCKERS cuz her legs looked Knotted Up, ILLIFORMED and DEFORMED just like that FAKE “ASS” of hers!!!! Her breast looked suculant, but I wouldn’t suck them wit Latifah’s lips! Shout out to the stylists and photographers who done a spectacular job, airbrushing and styling this “Dungeon Dragon” because we all know that this “Lint-Lizard” doesn’t look like this in person…. It’s AMAZING what a little make-up and camera angles can do! Fuck you, Derek Blanks and the SHIP that your ancestors came in on……Cotton-Picking son of a bitch! Moving right along!
Before we get too far into this “Fabulous” review. I noticed that there were a Hell a lot of people in this 360 deal, Universal, Young Money, Cash Money…..No Money! I mean, they get album sale Money, Endorsement Money, Merchandising Money, Show Money which equals….No Money!! I mean….. With all of the writer’s, producer’s, features and after my husband Weezy cashes in on all of his favors, Onika will be left with $3.60 which equals….No Money! I mean, let’s be real here……100% can only go but Sooooooooooo many ways. Real Talk! Let’s move on….. Shall we?
Track 1: I’m The Best
Yes, “I” Am….. Is she the best? “NO” she’s NOT! If she was……….She wouldn’t have to say it soooooooooooooooo many times. I am a little sick and tired of hearing it! Enough, ALREADY! Wayne is the best rapper alive…… And stop tryna sound like him, we’re all OVER it! Let’s face it…… Nasti Muzik dances circles around this piece of SHIT!!! Now Tweet that……….BITCH!
Track 2: Roman’s Revenge
The best thing on this track was Eminem! Someone call “Puff The Magic” Dragon Slayer. Was she talkin about Lil Kim and was not woman enough to say it? Ooooooooooh Enimem, I never dated a white dude before…..Let’s share an Ice Cream Sandwich, or maybe an Oreo Cookie or even a Peppermint Patty! Oooooooooooooh, I’m sooooooooooo messy!
Track 3: Did It On’Em
What did you do? Because it’s obvious that you will not sell any RECORDS, don’t get too “COMFY” over there at Cash Money Records Sweeeeetie because if they DROPPED Teena Marie, they are going to be SWEEPING your ASS out the DOOR pretty soon! I Thank my husband for DROPPING Lil Mo becuase her LIPS weighed more than her ALBUM sales and needed to be picked UP from draaaaaaaging the floor! Every night me and my husband Weezy still fight about him letting Teena Marie go!
Track 4: Right Thru Me
We see right past your dumb ass! See through you, walk over you, step on you, so tired of you! I know it won’t be long before I hear about you in the PAPER! I smell a nervous BREAK DOWN coming on…..You’re not BUILT for this!
Track 5: Fly
Go Rhi-Rhi!!!! Onika, are you still swinging? The battle is over, the battle is not yours it is the Lord’s! It seem like in every song you are fighting to prove yourself…….What the HELL is really going? Are youuuuuuuuu the one jumping out of the window? Or am I going to have to THROW your ass out of the window? Where is the TALENT? Is this entire album aimed at all female rappers? You’re old as Methuselum, 969 years old and you’re still dissing and beefing. I mean, even the Queen isn’t dissing these BITCHES anymore! Grow up….Get over it! You aint even strong enough to hang…….. You will be HANGING yourself soon! You’re already taking a lot of pain killers because you have gone through soooooooo many surgeries! Don’t get ADDICTED to em, Now…… Ya hear?
Track 6: Save Me
I just told yall to SAVE this bitch…….She is DROWNING, FALLEN and can’t GET Up! Don’t give up though, keep swimming……… Hopefully, you will be able to keep Hope alive for all of lil girls that’s drowning! Seems like, Willow Smith and Justin Bieber should have been featured on the album, because the chilren are the only ones who are pleased with the works of this tired ass album. Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!
Tracks 7: Moment For Life
You still SWINGING? “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT.” Somebody please come by and carry this BITCH home! Who approved this track list? Let me check…… Looks like my husband Weezy and Birdman! Damn, they wouldn’t even give you Executive Producer credit, which still equals……..No Money!
Track 8: Check It Out
Check what out? The best thing on this track is the “Feature” WIL-I-AM…… I can’t believe I wasted my $13.99 on this BULL SHIT, I told yall that it aint no damn Barbies in the hood! I can’t wait for Matel to sue this bitch for all of the $3.60 that she earned! When is this bitch gonna learn that they stealing all of the money?
Track 9: Blazin
The only thing that’s “Blazin” is Onika’s pussy! Yeah fellas, it’s burning……Flaming Hot! Bitches will do anything for a record deal! Onika, look in the mirror! Are you pleased with yourself? We seen the BEFORE, it would have been better if you came out AFTER all of the surgery!
Track 10: Here I Am
Where are you? When you pulled “Massive Attack,” you should have pulled a few more! You are a ”Feature-Creature” Hoe, Tired and Threw. MOP this FLOP, all through my kitchen floor. Now they say, that this bitch has issues such as being bipolar and having symptoms of ADD. Instead of buying all of them costumes and wigs, you need to invest in a psychiatrist. I can hear pain on every track, you need a whole lot of SPECIAL attention.
Track 11: Dear Old Nicki
RIP…….Case closed and casket DROPPED!
Track 12: Your Love
No Hate……. I like this Track, but you still get “No” Love!
Track 13: Last Chance
This was your last chance to convince me……..And you BLEW it!
Final Arguments and Closing statements on Onika Maraj’s album review!
This bitch had three years of FULL promotion, all of the wigs, costumes, features and favors that my husband Weezy’s hard earned MONEY can buy and THIS is what you decided to give us?????? Yet, Nasti Muzik dances circles around this fuckery of an album! You have been officially sentenced to LIFE without any eligibility for Parole and have been banished from the Hip-Hop community for giving us this weak ass album. Imma keep it Gangsta, you had a Hellified promotional team but they just didn’t have anything to promote. Rob Sherfield from Rolling Stone magazine gave you 3.5 stars on the album but the Queen gives you…….ZERO stars, not even a shooting STAR! By the way, I hear that Lil Kim is erasing bitches social security numbers and that Foxy Brown is a little upset with because you lied about the feud between Kim and you, but I think Foxy should concentrate on how Kim came and SNATCHED up her record deal! Wasn’t it Fox Boogie Brown that was hanging tough with Jay Z back in the day? Is that the reason Foxy got soooooooo Big? Or was it THYROIDS, FIBROIDS, HONEY BUNS or TWINKIES? It looks like like someone PUMPED helium straight into her body! At least Lil Kim NIPPED, TUCKED and STUFFED her fat away! Nicki, please give Inga the number to your plastic surgeon and your shrink while you are at! Maybe, you guys can tag team! It takes two to Tango!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh, one more thing! Can someone tell me what happened with Pretty Money? Oh, they never made any………MONEY!
Damn Onika.
Nicki Minaj’s Feature-Creature Album Review…. The Shit Is Trash, Straight Monday Morning Pick up!
Posted on November 29, 2010 by Khia
Now………When I said Happy Thanksgiving, I was not talking about Onika’s album because there was nothing “Happy” about it, and when I say I nothing… I do mean “Nothing, Nada, Zilch…. This bitch needs to be SHOT on site. So while these bitches are fighting over whose ASS SHOTS are the biggest, give me an album without any CAMEOS and then you can talk to the Queen….. Cuz I carry this shit on top of “My Neck and My Back,” Solo Hoe! Hell…….Even on top my head, fruit baskets and all!
Real Talk…… It smells WORSER than the gas that’s coming out of my ASS, from all of the Turkey that I ate over the Thanksgiving weekend. Someone needs to give this BITCH a FLEET Enima and “FLUSH” her IMMEDIATELY, She is nothing but a “Ghostwritten”, Weezy-wannabe WHORE!
Now, I don’t want to sound like a hater because I did go out and spend my $13.99 on this”Mop-flop” of an album, so hopefully this review will give this BLOW-UP doll a little more promotion….. They built this “Bear” right before our eyes! No hate intended…. Real Talk. So let’s get started…….Shall we?
Onika Maraj’s “Pink Friday” Album Review!
Guuuuuuurl…..For starters, the album cover was cute but it looked like Mama Cita needed a Knee Replacement, Knee Braces or KNEE KNOCKERS cuz her legs looked Knotted Up, ILLIFORMED and DEFORMED just like that FAKE “ASS” of hers!!!! Her breast looked suculant, but I wouldn’t suck them wit Latifah’s lips! Shout out to the stylists and photographers who done a spectacular job, airbrushing and styling this “Dungeon Dragon” because we all know that this “Lint-Lizard” doesn’t look like this in person…. It’s AMAZING what a little make-up and camera angles can do! Fuck you, Derek Blanks and the SHIP that your ancestors came in on……Cotton-Picking son of a bitch! Moving right along!
Before we get too far into this “Fabulous” review. I noticed that there were a Hell a lot of people in this 360 deal, Universal, Young Money, Cash Money…..No Money! I mean, they get album sale Money, Endorsement Money, Merchandising Money, Show Money which equals….No Money!! I mean….. With all of the writer’s, producer’s, features and after my husband Weezy cashes in on all of his favors, Onika will be left with $3.60 which equals….No Money! I mean, let’s be real here……100% can only go but Sooooooooooo many ways. Real Talk! Let’s move on….. Shall we?
Track 1: I’m The Best
Yes, “I” Am….. Is she the best? “NO” she’s NOT! If she was……….She wouldn’t have to say it soooooooooooooooo many times. I am a little sick and tired of hearing it! Enough, ALREADY! Wayne is the best rapper alive…… And stop tryna sound like him, we’re all OVER it! Let’s face it…… Nasti Muzik dances circles around this piece of SHIT!!! Now Tweet that……….BITCH!
Track 2: Roman’s Revenge
The best thing on this track was Eminem! Someone call “Puff The Magic” Dragon Slayer. Was she talkin about Lil Kim and was not woman enough to say it? Ooooooooooh Enimem, I never dated a white dude before…..Let’s share an Ice Cream Sandwich, or maybe an Oreo Cookie or even a Peppermint Patty! Oooooooooooooh, I’m sooooooooooo messy!
Track 3: Did It On’Em
What did you do? Because it’s obvious that you will not sell any RECORDS, don’t get too “COMFY” over there at Cash Money Records Sweeeeetie because if they DROPPED Teena Marie, they are going to be SWEEPING your ASS out the DOOR pretty soon! I Thank my husband for DROPPING Lil Mo becuase her LIPS weighed more than her ALBUM sales and needed to be picked UP from draaaaaaaging the floor! Every night me and my husband Weezy still fight about him letting Teena Marie go!
Track 4: Right Thru Me
We see right past your dumb ass! See through you, walk over you, step on you, so tired of you! I know it won’t be long before I hear about you in the PAPER! I smell a nervous BREAK DOWN coming on…..You’re not BUILT for this!
Track 5: Fly
Go Rhi-Rhi!!!! Onika, are you still swinging? The battle is over, the battle is not yours it is the Lord’s! It seem like in every song you are fighting to prove yourself…….What the HELL is really going? Are youuuuuuuuu the one jumping out of the window? Or am I going to have to THROW your ass out of the window? Where is the TALENT? Is this entire album aimed at all female rappers? You’re old as Methuselum, 969 years old and you’re still dissing and beefing. I mean, even the Queen isn’t dissing these BITCHES anymore! Grow up….Get over it! You aint even strong enough to hang…….. You will be HANGING yourself soon! You’re already taking a lot of pain killers because you have gone through soooooooo many surgeries! Don’t get ADDICTED to em, Now…… Ya hear?
Track 6: Save Me
I just told yall to SAVE this bitch…….She is DROWNING, FALLEN and can’t GET Up! Don’t give up though, keep swimming……… Hopefully, you will be able to keep Hope alive for all of lil girls that’s drowning! Seems like, Willow Smith and Justin Bieber should have been featured on the album, because the chilren are the only ones who are pleased with the works of this tired ass album. Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!
Tracks 7: Moment For Life
You still SWINGING? “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT.” Somebody please come by and carry this BITCH home! Who approved this track list? Let me check…… Looks like my husband Weezy and Birdman! Damn, they wouldn’t even give you Executive Producer credit, which still equals……..No Money!
Track 8: Check It Out
Check what out? The best thing on this track is the “Feature” WIL-I-AM…… I can’t believe I wasted my $13.99 on this BULL SHIT, I told yall that it aint no damn Barbies in the hood! I can’t wait for Matel to sue this bitch for all of the $3.60 that she earned! When is this bitch gonna learn that they stealing all of the money?
Track 9: Blazin
The only thing that’s “Blazin” is Onika’s pussy! Yeah fellas, it’s burning……Flaming Hot! Bitches will do anything for a record deal! Onika, look in the mirror! Are you pleased with yourself? We seen the BEFORE, it would have been better if you came out AFTER all of the surgery!
Track 10: Here I Am
Where are you? When you pulled “Massive Attack,” you should have pulled a few more! You are a ”Feature-Creature” Hoe, Tired and Threw. MOP this FLOP, all through my kitchen floor. Now they say, that this bitch has issues such as being bipolar and having symptoms of ADD. Instead of buying all of them costumes and wigs, you need to invest in a psychiatrist. I can hear pain on every track, you need a whole lot of SPECIAL attention.
Track 11: Dear Old Nicki
RIP…….Case closed and casket DROPPED!
Track 12: Your Love
No Hate……. I like this Track, but you still get “No” Love!
Track 13: Last Chance
This was your last chance to convince me……..And you BLEW it!
Final Arguments and Closing statements on Onika Maraj’s album review!
This bitch had three years of FULL promotion, all of the wigs, costumes, features and favors that my husband Weezy’s hard earned MONEY can buy and THIS is what you decided to give us?????? Yet, Nasti Muzik dances circles around this fuckery of an album! You have been officially sentenced to LIFE without any eligibility for Parole and have been banished from the Hip-Hop community for giving us this weak ass album. Imma keep it Gangsta, you had a Hellified promotional team but they just didn’t have anything to promote. Rob Sherfield from Rolling Stone magazine gave you 3.5 stars on the album but the Queen gives you…….ZERO stars, not even a shooting STAR! By the way, I hear that Lil Kim is erasing bitches social security numbers and that Foxy Brown is a little upset with because you lied about the feud between Kim and you, but I think Foxy should concentrate on how Kim came and SNATCHED up her record deal! Wasn’t it Fox Boogie Brown that was hanging tough with Jay Z back in the day? Is that the reason Foxy got soooooooo Big? Or was it THYROIDS, FIBROIDS, HONEY BUNS or TWINKIES? It looks like like someone PUMPED helium straight into her body! At least Lil Kim NIPPED, TUCKED and STUFFED her fat away! Nicki, please give Inga the number to your plastic surgeon and your shrink while you are at! Maybe, you guys can tag team! It takes two to Tango!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh, one more thing! Can someone tell me what happened with Pretty Money? Oh, they never made any………MONEY!
Damn Onika.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Facebook Fuckery..
soal? thats how we spelling these days?? shit.. i aint even see how his ass completely fucked up Nicki Minaj's lyrics.. & he's a male quoting Nicki on his status -___- & its peephole to my soul dumb ass.. & passive aggression, not pass the progression.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Lil Kim did NOT turn Pink Friday Into Friday the 13th
That "diss" record was an epic fail.. I mean I was expecting another ETHER but I got some shit that I coulda made in my closet during my 15min break. Wtf Lil Kim?! So weeeak mama. I thought Nicki Minaj was about to rumble with the bee & you was gon put a hex on her whoooole family. Dressed in all black like the Omen. Fuck that. You shoulda just re-released some of your old shit. And to say that Black Friday was better than ANYTHING Nicki has done isn't saying much. You're just saying Black Friday sucks less. If you're gonna have beef, have good beef.
to be continued...
I was expecting some "You wanna rumble with the Bee huh?" type shit. Some real QUEEN BEE type shit. Not this you lil Kim Clone Clown type shit. Because HONESTLY, Kim cant talk about ass injections when she is injected with more silicone than anybody. Gross. Both of yall sit down. We know Nicki only said something bout Kim now because her record is coming out.. perfect for Roman's Revenge.
Fuck both of em.
I'll take Trina talking bout sex & fucking dudes with money and Missy making me dance than anything these two heffas putting out.
to be continued...
I was expecting some "You wanna rumble with the Bee huh?" type shit. Some real QUEEN BEE type shit. Not this you lil Kim Clone Clown type shit. Because HONESTLY, Kim cant talk about ass injections when she is injected with more silicone than anybody. Gross. Both of yall sit down. We know Nicki only said something bout Kim now because her record is coming out.. perfect for Roman's Revenge.
Fuck both of em.
I'll take Trina talking bout sex & fucking dudes with money and Missy making me dance than anything these two heffas putting out.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Nicki Minaj Interview With Perez Hilton
Part 1 of a two part interview. He says he didnt like her hair in the Right Thru Me video lmao.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Dear Lil Kim
I fucks with you. Like, you were one of my favorite rappers growing up. I went as you for Halloween in 2007 (pink wig & all). Nicki is coming for your throne and all you can do is talking about erasing her social security #?? KIMBERLY JONES! Get yo ass in the fucking studio and show her why they call you the Queen Bee! Talk is cheap! This bitch is getting all the fucking shine. All the recognition. Niggas is actually listening to female rappers again--- if you're gonna beef with her, drop a track! Not a whole mixtape or album-- ONE SONG! Just one freakin song. That's all we ask. If you say you started the Barbie shit then take the Barbie shit back. Take the wigs back. Take the plastic surgery back. If it was Foxy you woulda BEEN came for her neck.. Show her you the muffukkin OG.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Nicki Minaj - Right Thru Me
So, the shower scenes were awesome.. Nicki looked hot. I so wanna have a photo shoot in a shower & I get to wipe the glass clean in between shots nshit :) In my skivvies.
Also, here's "Check It Out" by Nicki Minaj & Will.I.Am.. ( I HATE this song =/)
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Worldstar Vids
Nicki Minaj & Will.i.Am on David Letterman (better than VMA's) performing Check it Out
Behind the Scenes of Chris Brown & Bow Wow's "Aint Thinkin Bout You" video. One of my FAVES from "Fan of a Fan" mixtape. Ahhhhh. You know, lowkey i'm still obsessed with Shad Gregory Moss. I could soooo give him all of me right now. Bam.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
I Love Nicki Minaj when Im Drunk
Rapping along to Nicki Minaj is the BEST thing ever! It's like playing dress up... only funner! *Legally Blonde voice* Like you get to do ALL of her crazy faces and change your voice up! OMG. Best.Thing.Ever!
Like. omfg. How can you NOT like Nicki. The chick is entertaining. I cant even talk about her alter egos because I have a few myself & I'm notorious for changing up my accent whenever I feel like it.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Worst Nicki Minaj Performance Thus Far
NICKI... WTF?! I'M STILL CONFUSED AS TO WHAT I JUST SAW.. lol I know it's taken me awhile to write about her disastrous performance but I was too busy living (and i just found the video..hurry up & watch it before mtv takes it down!) Like seriously, first she did Your Love & sounded off key. Then she went into Check It Out (with Will.i.Am who wore all black everything.. literally) and tried to dance. Lmfao. Horrible. I love Nicki but that performance was wack & I now know why she only got to do the pre-show. Then SB busts out and starts dancing in the background like wtf? when did hype men start dancing?? Oh lawd. Oh lawd..
I'm still waiting to see what Pink Friday sounds like. I mean, I always support women & female rappers need to get back on top. But Nicki... baby, try again.
***Is Nicki even trying to make her ass look real nowadays?? I mean, look at this shit! Her ass looks as fake as them wigs she wears now. Yall hoes need to leave them injections and booty pop ALONE**
FLAT BACK BITCHES STILL WEARING BOOTY POP? GETTIN INJECTIONS IN YOUR ASS? MAN, THAT SHIT NEEDS TO STOP!
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