Thursday, July 15, 2010

Detachable Vagina

Sometimes I wish that I could just take out my vagina and only use it when I need it. Like if I'm out drinking & go home with a guy and I don't wanna have sex, if I left my vagina at home I wouldn't have to worry about it! He'll just be like "damn, can you go get it?" and I'll be like "Nah.. If I go home, I'm not coming back". See! lol.. And when I know i'm about to start my cycle, my vagina will just be in her little area chillen.. When she's done doing what she does I can just take her to get cleaned or clean her myself and we're good. No more camel toes.. No more stress. Detachable Vagina.

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