Thursday, April 8, 2010

Window Seat

A Five Year Old Reviews Window Seat

What inspired this post was a tweet I read that went something like “how would you feel if her cooch was in your child’s face for art sake” or something close to that. So I sat down with my “assistant” TH, clicked on the ankh, watched and asked questions as we went along. [SH is the mother, TH is the daughter]
SH: What do you think of this?
TH: I like the music. Is it jazz? I like jazz.
SH: There are parts of it that have jazz.
TH: She was driving a big car.
SH: I know. What do you think of her, the lady walking?
TH: I think she is pretty. She is beautiful, perfect.
SH: Why do you think that?
TH: She just is. It’s sunny in the movie. It’s raining outside.
SH: Yes, I know it’s raining. What is she doing now?
TH: She’s walking down the street. Is that her singing?
SH: Yes, that is her singing.
TH: I like her voice. It is like mine.
SH: OK, yeah. She does have a nice voice. What’s happening now.
TH: She’s taking off er clothes. It’s probably hot.
SH: Hmm, well what do you think about that?
TH: I like it when it’s hot.
SH: What do you think about her taking off her clothes?
TH: It’s OK. Sometimes you need to take off your clothes. I like to take my clothes off.
SH: You do? How does it make you feel?
TH: I feel free. I like being naked.
SH: How do you think she feels?
TH: She feels naked and cool and free.
SH: But she is naked outside.
TH: That’s OK. It’s just her body. I have a body. Daddy has a body. You have a body and boobies.
SH: Yes, we all have bodies and mommy has boobies.
TH: That’s why it is OK. We all have one. We are all peoples (not a typo, she said “peoples”).
SH: Yes, we are all people.
TH: Mommy, she has boobies too.
SH: Yes, Erykah Badu has boobies too. So it is OK to show your boobies outside?
TH: Yes, but only if you want to because they are yours. Oh mommy, she fell down!
SH: Yes she did. She was shot.
TH: Why?
SH: Why do you think?
TH: Because she was naked and cool and free?
SH: Maybe.

Kids are so much more intelligent than we give them credit for..

1 comment:

iDream said...

A kid did not say those things. i call BS!